Director: Pasca Franchot
Writer: Craig Mitchell
Starring: Paula Cale and Antonio Fargas
Body Cout: 6
Review: This movie sucked.
I know it's kind of shallow to start out a review with that phrase, but I think
that it accurately represents the movie Milo, a direct-to-video piece of crap
that is currently gracing the new release shelves of Blockbusters everywhere.
It's all about this evil kid who has a really funny "sinister" voice and lures
these five girls into his father's (who happens to be a gynecologist) office to
show them aborted fetuses. That's when the bloodletting starts--except that
there isn't nearly enough blood in this movie to make up for all of the other
things it's lacking--like interesting characters/story/setting, etc.
The blurb on the video box ("Even Freddy and Jason were kids once too") makes
you think you're in for some good campy fun, but this movie takes itself way
too fuckin' seriously and falls flat on its un-horrific, un-funny, and un-interesting
face.