Milo





Director: Pasca Franchot

Writer: Craig Mitchell

Starring: Paula Cale and Antonio Fargas

Body Cout: 6


Review: This movie sucked.
I know it's kind of shallow to start out a review with that phrase, but I think that it accurately represents the movie Milo, a direct-to-video piece of crap that is currently gracing the new release shelves of Blockbusters everywhere.
It's all about this evil kid who has a really funny "sinister" voice and lures these five girls into his father's (who happens to be a gynecologist) office to show them aborted fetuses. That's when the bloodletting starts--except that there isn't nearly enough blood in this movie to make up for all of the other things it's lacking--like interesting characters/story/setting, etc.
The blurb on the video box ("Even Freddy and Jason were kids once too") makes you think you're in for some good campy fun, but this movie takes itself way too fuckin' seriously and falls flat on its un-horrific, un-funny, and un-interesting face.


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