Welcome to my page. My name is Rick,
AARDVARK to my friends on-line, although I am known by many other names also:
HOTButteredMONKEYLove,
CODZILLAGiant Mutant Fishy
and DIJON CATSUP
being just a few of my alter alter-egos.
You are about to take a journey into my mind....Scary huh?
Don't be afraid, I will hold your hand the entire way. Um....unless you're a guy, of course, in which case I will just kind of hover around you to scare away the fiendish beasties.
So just click on my BIG blue friend below and begin your journey, and remember....
KEEP YOUR HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES, AND DO NOT DISEMBARK UNTIL YOUR CAR HAS COME TO A COMPLETE STOP!
Click me!
