11days

I once stood watching an empty cabin for 11 days. Did you know it was empty at the time? Not for the first 9 days, no. Why did you watch it for 2 more if you knew it was empty, Fraser? Actually, I don’t even want to know. Alright.

BF/RK

32down

song

32down2

song (short)

alone

A man always feels better when he’s done his duty. Dad, when you were alone out there, without mom, did you ever feel lonely? Oh, every second, son, every second. That’s what I thought. Mono

RF/BF

appaling

Mentally and physically, I presume, because your physical condition is truly appaling. I’m good.

BF/RK

attract

Do you find me attractive? Very much so, yes. You're not just saying that? Well, I'm not really qualified to judge.

BF/RK

badge

Look, I do this, I want a badge. A tuck in on the floor, I hurt my back badge. I'll get you one. OK.

BF/RK

bearshop

My name is Const. Benton Fraser, RCMP. Where’s your gun? I don’t carry a gun. You don’t got no gun? No, I’m afraid not, but if you would be so kind as to step to one side, the Detective will read you your Miranda rights. I assume that weaponry you’re holding is illegal. Does a bear shop in the forest? In my experience, bears don’t shop.

BF

bozo

Are you guys really bozos or are you just pretending to be bozos? Do you want to repeat that? It’s not a 10, it’s a 1 with a happy face. You know? Happy day, bad guys off the street? Here, let me show you. What’s this number? 360. No, it’s not, it’s a 36 with a happy face.

RK/IA

brekfast

A breakfast date? Well, sure, people have luncheon dates, dinner dates—why not a breakfast date? Because it’s, um, what’s the word? Stupid. What’s so stupid about that? I mean eating together is eating together. I don’t see how the time of day’s relevant. It’s relevant because people go on dates to get into bed, not out of them. You know that’s an extremely narrow interpretation… Look, Fraser, if I want to know how to track musk ox across the tundra, fine, but when it comes to the dating habits of the Stella, I happen to be an expert. All I’m trying to say is… Plus, it would take an act of God to get her out of bed. I don’t think she drove an hour across town just to chomp cereal with mutton-head.

BF/RK

brisk

Well I suppose a brisk walk in the night air will do me good. It’s 20 blocks. I know, but if I go the long way I’ll get some exercise.

BF/HW

broken

It’s just a bottle, it doesn’t work or not work. If nothing comes out of it, then what is it? It’s empty. But it isn’t empty, so it must be broken. If it was broken it would be empty. Exactly, so it’s not working. <crash> There, now it’s broken and it’s working. Good man.

RK

bushy

Fraser, you think I’m losing my hair? No, it’s full bodied and bushy, Ray.

BF/RK

cabbage

Hey, Fraser. What's with the cabbage? Party supplies.

BF/D

cauli

Ray, when you hear me say the word…cauliflower… Cauliflower…

BF/RK

ch_not

I could do that. I choose not to.

RK

chance

She’s not coming back, you know. And why in God’s name would you want her to? Because…because I need her. Oh God. You’re not going to get it. Sometimes all you need in life is that 2nd chance. It’s the one thing you’re not going to have.

RF/BF

chase

music - rooftop scene

citation

In Dec. 1988, a young boy was being held in a warehouse. You went in even knowing your cover had been blown. You drew fire, you were wounded, yet you managed to rescue the boy; your first citation. In Dec. 1990, in a jewelry store, you single-handedly held off 3 gunmen, saving 4 innocent lives; your second citation. In Sept 1993, you faced down 3 escaped murderers and you brought them to justice; your third citation.

BF/RK

confess

Oh, I guess I’m not really sure…if I saw her, if I just wanted to see her. Maybe I saw her because she’s the one person I can’t face. Why? Because of a decision I made. Come back to haunt you, so to speak. Yes. Son…I’m a Catholic from Belfast, and any good decision there is usually wrong. Each one is impossible, but you still have to make them and learn to live with it, and then try to forgive yourself. She drove the getaway car. I’m sorry? She and 2 men robbed a bank in Alaska. One of them died, one of them fled south, and she came across the border in a light airplane. It was forced down because of weather, the pilot abandoned it. I tracked her to a place called Fortitude Pass. A storm had been blowing for days, and by the time I found her I’d lost everything; my pack, my supplies… She was huddled in a crag on the lee side of the mountain, almost frozen, very near death. So I staked a lean-to with my rifle and draped my coat around it, and I held on to her while the storm closed in around us.

BF/Priest

constit

The constitution is a piece of paper, a kick in the head is a jolt.

RK

cop

Look, Fraser, I’ve humped this job for a long time. Bad hours, bad food, and bad guys, and for what? For the pride and honor of knowing that we make it possible for good people to tuck their kids in at night, turn the lights out and know they’ll be safe. You gotta be kidding me. No, I’m not. You believe all that? Yes, I do. Never doubt it? Never.

BF/RK

cover_me

Look, Fraser, just once I would like to say ‘rack that bad boy and cover me.’

RK

curl_ref

Huh, got the makings of a bonspiel. What’s wrong? I just made a curling reference, I’m going to go lay down.

BF/RK

curling

Are you familiar with the sport known as curling? No.

RK/RT

dance

May I have this dance? No.

RK/SK

decoy

She has no intention of losing you, Ray. You mean she’s a decoy? She tricked us? God, why do I love that?

BF/RV

do_this

Ha ha! OK, I told you I can do this. You are a natural. Thank you, Fraser.

BF/FV

eggplant

Fraser! Duty calls. Bellows is more like it. Constable, I’m losing my patience. We need to get back to the consulate… Eggplant. …unless of course you’d like to stay and talk to your friend for a little while longer, in fact, why don’t you stay as long as you’d like. Thank you kindly, sir.

BF/RK/MT

empty

Hey, you’re empty handed. But I am not empty trousered.

BF/RK

evil

I believe it’s a computer circuit board that’s been adapted for this nefarious purpose. Nefarious…what? Uh, demonic, evil, bad. Yeah.

BF/RK

ex_wife

This is my partner Fraser, he’s Canadian. Obviously. This is Alderman Frank Orsini. Pleasure meeting you. And you, thank you. And this is my ex-wife, Stella.

BF/RK/ FO/SK

explain

That’s Canadian for explain.

RK

feathers

These are eagle feathers. Fraser, when they shoot at us I’ll be glad I knew that. C’mon, let’s go!

BF/RK

file_it

I am not leaving this graveyard til I finish what I came here to do—take down a bent nail named Marcus Ellory. Until I do that, I’m not leaving. Period. Dot it. File it. Stick it in a box marked ‘done’. OK?

RK

fivep's

Well actually, leftenant, one need only remember the 5 P’s. Proper preparation prevents poor performance.

BF

freak

You're a freak. Understood.

BF/RK

friend

How do you know? How can you be so sure? Because I know you. You’re my partner. You’re my friend. Is that hard to say? Not in the least. Can you call your dog off? Afraid I can’t do that. C’mon, let’s go watch some curling.

BF/RK

fundarts

That’s a police recreation? It’s interesting, isn’t it? The govt. funding of the arts in Canada produced a glut of film makers at the same time of American domination of Canadian cinemas and left these enthusiastic young artists with very few arenas in which to ply their craft.

BF/RK

get_girl

So, did you get the girl? Yeah.

RK/Crook

goodshot

You know, I don’t mean to be critical, but you might want to consider some remedial practice on the target range. Your aim is appalling. Hey, I’m a good shot. By what criteria? You’ve fired 7 rounds, you haven’t been within 50 m of your target. I’m a good shot, I just need my glasses, I also left them in the tomb. No, you didn’t—here. Why didn’t you tell me you had them? Well I didn’t realize you were blind. I’m not blind, I just don’t see all that good.

BF/RK

grass

Nice work, Ray. What took you so long? I got a little lost in the long grass there.

BF/RK

greathlp

Great help, dad. Good.

BF/RF

grill

Knights looking for the holy grill. Grail. What? Holy Grail. Are you sure? I’m pretty sure it’s not a diner.

BF/RK

hanging

You know, Ray, I once spent 13 hours hanging like this underneath a suspension bridge, a mountain cat swiping at me from above. She tore my lanyard, ripped my epaulet. And what happened? Well fortunately the nuns at Ft. McLeod, they practice invisible mending.

BF/RK

hat_boy

Why, you got something going with hat boy here? Hey, what’s it to you? I’m a student of human nature.

heinous

Ray Vecchio didn’t do this. How can you be so sure? Because the plastic was sucked into the man’s mouth and his throat, that means he was alive when they put him in the wall. Oh, man! Ray Vecchio is not capable of an act so monstrous, so heinous, so repulsive, so repugnant to the human condition, so…can I borrow your car?

BF/RK

hello

Hello, this is Det. Vecchio’s cellular telephone, Const. Benton Fraser answering. Hello is enough, Fraser.

BF/RK

hide

(Inuktutut) Meaning? Hide.

BF/RK

hmmm

OK, so I got the motive a little wrong. A little? Well at least I got the killer right. Hmmm… ‘Hmm,’ what does that mean, ‘hmm?’ Nothing. Oh no, that means something. You don’t go saying ‘hmmm’ for nothing. That’s some sort of Canadian thing, isn’t it? Hmmm. He knows something he’s not saying, right. Hmmm. What does that mean? Nothing. I think we should perhaps get Keats’ version of the story. Perhaps, hmmm. Hmmm.

BF/RK HW/MT

homeboys

Getting down with my bad self. House boys. Homeboys! Homeboys, homeboys… He's Canadian.

BF/RK

hortcult

I have no idea. Although in his youth, Diefenbaker did demonstrate a keen interest in horticulture.

BF

hypntize

icequeen

Turnbull--Ice Queen--phone!

RK

immature

Now, Inspector, I want you to relax and follow the looney. Imagine you’re watching a majestic herd of caribou, thundering across the snowy wilderness. The wind whipping at your face. Long ago you lost all sensation in your feet, the icy fingers of hypothermia… Fraser, that’s not relaxing. It’s not? No. Oh. Recite the administration manual. “It is the duty of all members who are peace officers, subject to the orders of the commissioner, to perform those duties that are assigned to them as peace officers in relation to the preservation of peace, prevention of crime, and of offenses against the laws of Canada and…” Good. Now inspector, I want you to go back a few hours. You will find yourself in the mall. Oh good, I like shopping. Nice pile of rocks. Oh dear.

BF/MT HW/RK

interest

That is so interesting to me.

RK

jail

I’m not going to jail. The food…the conversation…the sexual hijinxs—I can’t handle it.

RK

kickhead

I will put a bullet right through your head. Drop the gun! On your knees! Hands behind your back! Alright, now what do we do after we control the suspect? Uh…kick ‘em in the head?

RK

king

Sir, your presence. Your presence? What are you, like a king or something? To Turnbull, yes.

BF/RK

kowalski

Look, I’m not Ray. I mean I am Ray, but I’m not Ray Vecchio, I’m Kowalski. Stanley Raymond Kowalski. Your name is Stanley Kowalski? Look, my dad had a thing for Brando. Me, it was always Steve McQueen, so I go by Ray. Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you Ray Kowalski.

BF/RK

language

The academy stresses language skills as highly as it does hand to hand combat or snowmobile repair.

BF

lasciv

I didn’t realize you were so prudish. Me, hey, that’s not it, I’ll try anything. That’s not the point. What is the point? The point is, we got laws in this city and I’m sworn to enforce them. And one of those laws bans lascivious acts. Thank you very much, Fraser. Page 118. And that, my friend, is definitely a lascivious act. But, Ray, this is the 1890 Illinois Criminal Code. Old laws are the best laws, Fraser. Look at that, would you look at that? Hang on a second…

BF/RK

lead

Yeah, I’m just visiting my husband. What, you hate the guy so much you fire six shots into him after he’s already dead? Hate him? Good lord, no, I loved him dearly. I’m just executing part of his will. What, is he like a masochist or something? Well, we’d try that sometimes but he hated pain. No, he was an acrophobic. Ah, he was afraid of acrobats. No no, insects. Exactly.

BF/RK

liasion

Ah, no, ma’am, RCMP. I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father, and for reasons that don’t really need exploring at this juncture, have remained, attached as liaison with the Canadian consulate.

BF

lick

You lick anything, I mean anything, I'm gone. Understood.

BF/RK

love_her

Hi, son. Where’d you find the new Stetson? She’s not coming, son. You don’t know her. Neither do you. But I’m in love with her. Doesn’t mean you know her. Did you know mom? I mean, did you know who she really was, or did you know what you wanted her to be? I knew who she was in her soul. That’s what I loved. Come on, dad, you weren’t around long enough to call her by name. You know I’ve got almost no memory of the two of you together. Well you were only 6 when she died, for God’s sake. And don’t tell me I didn’t love your mother, I still do. I wrote her every damn day of my life. I know, I’ve read your journals, you write beautifully. No professional training… D’you want to know something? You never saw her, you never saw who she was. You never saw her when she was angry, you never saw her when she was frightened, you never saw her when she was brave or petty—you never saw her! She was a good woman, she deserved better. No she didn’t, she deserved you. Now I’m not going to make the same

BF/RF

loveyou

I love you, Fraser! And I you, Ray. No, not literally, I mean symbolically or something. No, I know—thank you.

BF/RK

loveyou

I love you, too, sweetheart.

DM

mahler

You want the radio? No, that’s alright—I’ve got a Mahler symphony I’d like to listen to. Yeah, well you’ll need the keys. There’s no need, Ray, I have the score right here.

BF/RK

mucous

What is this? It’s a concoction made from the mucous membrane of a pregnant…it’s not important.

BF/RK

mumbo

Mumbo jumbo voodoo jujitsu hocus pocus… Quite the contrary, Ray, it’s a very effective technique.

BF/RK

myoffice

What is this? It’s my office. I haven’t been getting enough work done either. I wasn’t aware you had work. Well there you go, you haven’t been listening.

BF/RF

nevhurt

I could never really hurt you, never…not after… Sir? Sir? Not after what? I think Inspector Thatcher is referring to an incident on a train… Fraser. Understood.

BF/MT

not_ray

I brought you a present. For what? It’s your birthday. It’s not my birthday. Yes, it is. No, it’s not. Well, I think you’re wrong about that. You see, Ray Vecchio was born… Hey, let’s drop that, Fraser. You and I both know I’m not Ray Vecchio. You’re not? No. You’re sure about that? I don’t even look like him. Well you could’ve had plastic surgery. You are a looney. You think? Yes, I think.

BF/RK

notes

He can take notes, can’t he? Ah, well, yes sir—in two official languages, 3 forms of shorthand, Cantonese, Inuktutut… How ‘bout English? Well, yes, of course. Great, you’re deputized.

BF/HW

offchest

Good work, son. A bit unorthodox, but you got your man. I had my doubts. Well you’d be an idiot not to. One night in ’72, I think it was, Joe Morgan and I were at this dance, well not a dance really, it was just the 5 of us. In the wee hours, your mother showed up and made me come home. Next morning one of the trappers at the dance, Reginald T. Burke his name was, turned up dead with Joe’s knife in his back. I was dispatched to bring in Joe for the murder. Joe said he hadn’t done it, that he sold that knife a couple of days before to buy me a birthday present. It was the hardest decision I ever made; I let him go. He was innocent? I thought he was, but it turned out he was guilty as sin. That trapper was meeting with Joe’s wife. Joe killed him in a murderous rage. You know, dad, I’m sorry but I fail to see how this relates in any way, shape or form to my situation. Well, it doesn’t relate exactly, except that sometimes a man’s got to get things off his chest, do you mind? Wait til you’re dead

BF/RF

openmind

Diefenbaker’s very rarely wrong. OK, this time when you’re talking to the landlord, do not volunteer that he’s a wolf, OK? Well you are a wolf <whine> Most people aren’t as openminded as you. Don’t talk to the dog in public, Fraser, it embarrasses me. Understood. OK.

BF/RK

panama

partlife

partners

We’re friends, right? Certainly. Partners? Absolutely. So you look in the ring and you see this large goon trying to beat your partner and your friend to death with his bare hands, what do you generally do? Well, you help. Right! Oh, I see where you’re headed with this. No, in this particular case, Ray, I knew this was just a continuation of your earlier match and that you had to go this alone as part of your mental and spiritual quest. Next time… Yes? Help. Understood.

BF/RK

please

No, Ray, in Canada when we wish someone to leave the room, we say ‘Could you please leave the room?’ Could you please leave the room before I punch you in the head? You see? You see how easy that is?

RK/RT

poet

Of course he's frightened. That's me, that's my thing. Inside, I'm a poet. Outside, shake, bad guy, shake.

RK

polite

OK, Fraser, we gotta be kinda polite here. That's right up my alley, Ray. Well this is a special kind of polite. It's like, uh, a lingo thing. Ah, I understand.

BF/RK

print

:::clickclickclickclickclick::: Make it print.

RK

rcmpfile

Well, the FBI files are closed to us, perhaps the RCMP will be more generous with their information sharing. Well I hope Francesca doesn't mind me using her station. Yeah right, she'll never wash those keys again. It'll be like 'Wayne Newton typed here' or somethin. I'll just log on to the computer at the consulate and piggyback onto the mainframe database controller... Unhhhh, how'd youl learn to do that? Early childhood piano training is an asset. Do you have his fingerprint card? How can she work here? It's like a pigsty. Oh, here it is. Thank you kindly. The consular access codes should override any restricting systems. That's it! Carl --, former Major with the KGB. Since the breakup of the Soviet Union he's been working freelance for gun dealers, drug runners, the IRA--whoever has the price of his wage. He's suspected...oh dear. What? What? It's top secret. You're kidding me. No, I am most certainly not. What I'm doing right now could be considered grounds for treason. In other words, you'

BF/RK

resist

Resist. I can't. You're right. You're right. No, no, I didn't mean that. No, I've got those three kids in the other room, I've got this husband I have to settle up with…I just don't even know you.

BF/B. Hunter

results

Fraser, the results are in. All in all, quite encouraging. Not surprisingly my psychological profile is rock solid. Turnbull's mental state, however, was likened to a block of swiss cheese, but that's hardly news. And me, sir? Acceptable. Well, I'm relieved to heard that, sir.

rodeo

No, no, not at all. Actually, I was crowding you. Oh no, no, I'm very inexperienced. Really? Well you have a wonderful natural aptitude. You think so? Yes, yes. You ever thought of riding trick in a rodeo? No, no. Although, you know, now that you mention it, I was once involved in something that resembled trick riding on a renegade bison on the mainstreet of --, a town that's noted for it's enormous painted egg.

BF/B. Hunter

roof

You're building a house, do you want to start with the roof? No, you start with the foundation. One brick on another, then the floor, then some walls, couple windows, gabled something would be nice. An oriole or two, maybe a bit of stained glass, then you think about the roof. Do they by any chance have any psychiatrists in the afterworld, someone who could help you? Let's face it, son, you need someone. And I think this Janet has got a lot to recommend her. She's bright, capable, and above all, she's sturdy, but you've got to take it one step at a time. And all this house stuff I've been building up to? She could be your foundation.

BF/RF

safeflat

Where's this safe house you have in mind? Yeah, what are the sleeping arrangements, Frase? Ah, fairly rudimentary, the place I'm considering has no heat. Oh, so I guess I'll have to curl up to something really warm then, huh? And you're going to get it, Frannie, it's a little place called home.

BF/RK/FV

seashell

How’s your ear? It’s fine. Why? I was thinking of a relative of mine, well, a distant relative—fourth cousin three times removed to be exact. Malak Einer was his name. One day he had a seashell up to his ear and he was listening to the gentle lapping of the surf when a narwhale poked the surface and shoved the seashell deep into his eardrum. From that day forward, instead of the gentle lapping of the surf, he had a rushing torrent raging through his cranium. Relatives, huh?

BF/RK

sisters

I’m doomed. I don’t understand this, Ray, I thought you liked Francesca. Are you from another planet, Fraser? Well not that I’m aware of. Of course I like her, that’s why I’m doing this, but I gotta work with her in the same office every day and pretend that she’s my sister? This makes no sense, Ray, all women are our sisters.

BF/RK

skullrap

You know it reminds me of the time I spent in Skull Rapids. I was holed up in the carcass of a caribou for almost 72 hours. And you know to this day I have no idea who we were actually waiting for, but I can tell you that after 72 hours, the smell of a caribou carcass is almost an hallucinogenic.

BF

so_so

You are so, so, so….Canadian!

RK

squeam

Mort, c'mon! Squeemish! Human, you wouldn't know anything about that…

RK/Mort

station

Pick 'em up! I can't do that. You son of a bitch, you set me up! I should have shot you. And I should have let you go. Well you're going to this time. Sorry. She's armed. Then shoot be, because I'm getting on this train. No? OK. Then come with me! Come with me! You're going to regret it if you don't. Fraser! Come with me! She's got a gun! (gunshot)

BF/VM/ RV

stroppy

Look at that face, like a young cadet who just snuck a radiologist into the dorm. What are you talking about? Don't get all stroppy, it was long before I met your mother. What is wrong with you? Some people are vulnerable, their force is at a low ebb. It's not right to take advantage of people in such a position. You're right, I've behaved improperly. Not you, her, son! You don't want to rush into these things. You're building a house, do you want to start with the roof? No, you start with the foundation. One brick on another, then the floor, then some walls, couple windows, gabled something would be nice. An oriole or two, maybe a bit of stained glass, then you think about the roof. Do they by any chance have any psychiatrists in the afterworld, someone who could help you? Let's face it, son, you need someone. And I think this Janet has got a lot to recommend her. She's bright, capable, and above all, she's sturdy, but you've got to take it one step at a time. And all this house stuff I've been buildi

BF/RF

sucks

Oh, this sucks.

RK

suggest

Well, what… Look, Fraser, you are making me nuts! You give me a hint here or I swear I'll clock you right… Cauliflower. I'm sorry, Fraser, for being so abrupt. I hope you will accept my heartfelt apology. Certainly, think nothing of it. It won't last long, post-hypnotic suggestion rarely does. But it is kind of enjoyable, isn't it?

BF/RK

superid

Look, we’re working here, Francesca. My superid is completely groovy and if I ever start to drool, you’ll be the first one I call, OK?

RK

swiss

Turnbull's mental state, however, was likened to a block of swiss cheese, but that's hardly news.

MT

tasting

Look, Fraser, I said no tasting stuff in the morgue. Awww, that's sick. I don't get that--do you get that? That's…

RK

temper

I'm just going to warn you though, if you're going to be hanging around, I got a bit of a temper. Well, people say the same thing about me. Really? Well, no.

BF/B. Hunter

tiesbind

(Inuktutut) It’s Inuktutut—it’s a slightly less complex language, easier for him to read. What does it mean? It means ‘fetch the knife on the hood of that car and apply it to the ties that bind us.’

BF/RK

told_lie

What'd you tell 'em? Well, it pains me to admit it, but I lied to them. Ooh, nothing happened, did it? You know, you weren't struck by lightning, the sky didn't fall in? Well not yet, but it might have, it might be the start of a slippery slope. Oh, yes, I believe you're going to hell in a handcart. It's nothing to laugh about, I might well be.

BF/RK

tpaste

Good morning, sir. What's going on? Morning. Morning. Toothpaste? Great. Ah, your, um… Office. Right. Oh dear.

BF/B. Hunter/ MT

tracking

That's the good news. Elaine, we are attempting to track criminals as though they were fur-bearing animals, what news can be bad? The grid covers an area of over 20 square miles. Unless you plan to go door to door... OK, Fraser, how do we find the herd?

RV/EB

troop

Well, troop, it's time to tuck in!

BF

trout

And we use the fish for…? For the games. Bobbing for trout. You see, I’ve organized a traditional Yukon celebration in his honor. Couldn’t you just bob for apples? They’re not very plentiful in the Yukon.

BF/FV

turtle

I’ll leave Diefenbaker here with you. You, stay. Fraser, the wolf can’t stay here. Why not? Because of the…uh…turtle. Diefenbaker has no interest in the turtle. The turtle and the wolf are natural enemies, Fraser…the fighting and the… Stay.

BF/RK

twilight

We own the --. Fraser, you can't do this. Actually he can. Regina v. Momar Kent, 1967. A confidence trickster was extradited to Alberta to face charges that he'd bilked pensioners in a phony matress scheme. Also, in 1984, Regina v. Horowitz, a man with a very large... Thank you, Turnbull. Sir.

BF/RT/ Huey

understd

Understood.

BF

unhinged

Are you unhinged? Not that I'm aware of.

BF/RK

valium

That is one sick puppy—she needs a valium the size of a cheeseburger.

RK

voice

You know there was a woman once, Ray. We were, uh…I don't know what we were. (long version of story about Victoria)

BF

want_ray

What do you want, Ray? I want you. You know we were put on this planet to love one another. We can't throw that away. That's something you know and…I know. What do you want, Ray? Uh, nuthin.

RK/SK

watch

C'mon, let's go watch some curling.

BF

whatsup

Hey, Fraser, what's up? Well, the Chicago Mercantile Exchange is up, Ray's hair is up… He's Canadian.

BF/RK

wrong

I am in Canada. No, see, this is Chicago. Well, you would think so, wouldn’t you, but you would be wrong.

BF/Huey

wrongest

Ray! Fraser, this is the wrong moment for a visit. In fact, of all the wrong moments, this is the wrongest.

BF/RK

yes_cdn

Yes, I am Canadian. My pleasure, and thank you kindly.

BF

you_wack

Yeah, and then we ask them questions. Like if somebody got whacked, we say 'you whack that guy?' And if they don't cooperate? Do you yell at them? Yell at them? Yeah, sometimes. You must have kids. In here, not that often.

RK/kids

yousuck

Hey, need Leafs tickets? Leafs suck. Leafs rule. Hawks rule. Hawks suck. You suck.

RK