Here are some WAV files from the 1987 cult film "Withnail and I" spoken by Danny, a drug addict with his own unique view of, and philosophy about, the world.
Danny: "Very, very foolish words man." (36k, wav)
Danny: "If you're hanging onto a rising ballon you're presented with a difficult decision. Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher. Posing the question; How long can you keep a grip on the rope?" (148k, wav)
Danny: "If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present." (57k, wav)
Danny: "This doll is extremely dangerous...it has voodoo qualities." (85k, wav)
Danny: "This grass is the most powerful in the western hemisphere." (34k, wav)
Danny: "Cool your boots, man." (15k, wav)
Danny: "I don't advise a haircut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aeriels, they pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight!" (140k, wav)
Danny: "The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman, it can utilize up to 12 skins, it is called a Camberwell carrot." (85k, wav)