PFS Film Review
All the Queen's Men


 

Those who saw the film Enigma last year may have asked whether the Germans changed their codes when an Enigma machine was found missing. Presumably to answer that question, we now have All the Queen's Men, directed by Sefan Ruzowitsky. At the beginning of the film, titles tell us that Puff Platoons, composed of men dressed as women, were parachuted into Germany to carry out various missions. When the film begins, Steven O'Rourke (played by Matt LeBlanc), an American intelligence officer, has just captured an Enigma machine. He places the machine in a German tank and drives to the British lines, where an arrogant officer quotes a book located in his pocket that all enemy nonmilitary objects are to be destroyed. O'Rourke valiantly tries to stop the execution by punching the British officer and ends up in a military prison. Then Colonel Aiken, a British commander (played by Edward Fox), comes up with a brilliant idea. He brings together four men to infiltrate the Enigma factory in Berlin to steal an Enigma machine. O'Rourke, of course, is one. His desk sergeant Archie (played by James Cosmo), who speaks fluent German, is the second. Johnno, an encryption expert (played by David Birkin) who boasts fluency in twenty-several languages, is the third. The fourth is Tony Parker, a onetime commando who is now transsexual entertainer (played by Eddie Izzard); he also speaks fluent German. After training the men to dress as women and the nonsoldiers to act like soldiers, they are parachuted near Berlin, where they hitchhike on a military truck to Berlin and then establish contact with a spy in the national library who in turn has them stay in her abode, the attic of the library. Soon the four infiltrate the factory, though the transsexual provides unexpected entertainment while the rest try to smuggle an Enigma machine out of the factory. On several occasions, Germans in uniform pursue the four, so there is some fistfighting and a bit of suspense, and they do obtain an Enigma. However, ultimately they realize that the mission was designed to fail, so the sergeant surrenders with the machine while the remaining three commandeer an airplane so that they can return to Britain. Then O'Rourke provides a daring rescue of the sergeant by flying into the control tower. But if the British were so eager to tell the Germans that they desperately wanted to smuggle an Enigma, what about the smuggled Enigma at the beginning of the film? Aha! The film makes no sense at all except to titter (pun not intended?) at military officers clumsily trying to act like women and chase scenes with Germans who seem to be moonwalking. Alas, where is Colonel Klink when we need him? MH

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