This rememerable story happened in the hour break after I had done my weekly Lifeguard Training (In-Service). We had finished an hour of ardous training so we decided to go to wabbits (or hell's kitchen as it is known). After ordering a couple toasted bagels I opened up the portion of cream cheese. I spreaded it on the first half of my 'delicious' bagel. After finding out that americans have the worst taste in what they put on there toast I decided to not use the rest on my bagel. After larking around with wellknown scuba squad leader Steve Kuselias I lunged some of the cream cheese at Sarah Gates. This resulted in a big pile of it hitting her (and sticking to) her face. The second I had done this scuba steve just burst out laughing and didn't stop for about 20minutes straight. Anyways the moral of the story is:
'Don't ever leave a tub of cream cheese around, unattended when English Mike is around. |