THE SQUIRREL ATTACK
Rabid Squirrel Attack - Scuba Stacy Possibly the funniest occurence ever that resulted in her new name Squirelly Stacy and her icon the squirrel. It has been a known fact, at least to me cause im everywhere at once, that a squirrel manages to inhabit the guard shack for a short time during the day when all our supervisors are not down there. A squirrel manages to penetrate the shack and hole up in it for a while. I have managed to find a squirrel scurry out a few times during the day. So Stacy, one fine sunny day, decided that she needed to visit the guard shack, little did she know that going there would change her life dramatically. As she stood in the doorway she spotted a now very frightened squirrel. So the squirrel started jumping everywhere going berserk and supposedly had a gummi bear in his mouth. So making a break for the doorway he decided stacy's leg looked like a thin young tree trunk and leaped on to it much to her suprise. Then she screamed like a girl and the squirrel proceeded through her legs out the door. And that is the story of squirrel. Muhahaha
