THE WATER FIGHT OF DOOM
Two wrongs make a right - Scuba Steve and Scuba Mike It was a sunny day out and i was strolling a long by the entrance ot the river and i see Mike lying down on the rock doing no work cause at this time he was attending. So the attack was made and pretty soon Mike was dripping wet and i was on the other side of the river safely away from him. So half way through the day it turned out Chris was in the river to my horror. No fanny pack=failed audit in my world so i ran to get it while i was rotating it. sprinting from surfside i hopped in the water and started across. Then all of the sudden stealth attack by Mike totally throuh me off and i splashed him a couple of times but his conquest was won and i was soaked. Grabbing my fanny pack hastily i sprinted back to where i had hopped out and this time it was me who launched the offensive. But luck was not on my side this day and the fateful question "where is Chris" was overlooked by the lifeguard on duty and i totally missed that chris was right there watching me from his tube. The battle ensued with renewed fury and now we were both soaked and all fo the guests were laughing at us. I got out of the water ran back to surfside and looked abck towards entrance and there was Chris standing there watching me. So Chis came up to me and said i owed him 20 laps and i asked him why and he gave me a big speech on professionalism and i was furious so i said FINE and started roving again.
Okay this is what I remember of that incident. I was just chillin in the river waiting for the yellow tube people to come by and Scuba Steve ran up to me thru the river and he splashed me. I wan't too happy so I splashed him. After this happened for a couple of splashes scuba steve ran off and I went back to my duty. However when I got back to my post somebody ran into me in their tube - Chris Donnelly! oops! He asked me why I had gone from my post to splash steve and I told him he splashed me first but he didn't listen and gave me laps. (20). Oh well
