Brad IRC Session 4
IRC channel #seven
4pm EDST, Friday 7/Nov/1997.

      <Brad> Hi everyone, what's new with u all?
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             here]
      <Brad> <HOLES> Hey Brad!! Its tim.. I'll see ya tomorrow... Gotta get ya
             autograph ok?? (a few friends want it too) :>
      <Brad> Holes: heh tim. Cool, it'll be good to see you tomorrow
      <Brad> <Scott> how old are you
      <Brad>  Scott: 24 and aging quickly
      <Brad> <sk}{itzo> which one are u off agros cartoon connection??
      <Brad> skitzo: The token male!
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> G'day Brad! Lately you've been copping alotta flak for
             your loud wardrobe - and rightly so! You're beginning to look like
             Mike Seaver from 'Growing Pains'. How do you defend such actions?
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: Mike Seaver's not that bad, I just wear what wadrobe
             gives me!
      <Brad> <Jerome> Hello Brad! What is the best thing about your job?
      <Brad> Jerome: Being able to wirk in front of a live audience every
             weekend
      <Brad> <HOLES> Ummm... Brad could you come up and say hi too me??
      <Brad> Holes: Make sure you "Yabba Dabba Doo" and I'll do an intro with
             you
      <Brad> <Derek> Any Perth highlights (funnies, stunts, stuff-ups) for us
             to watch out for next week?
      <Brad> derek: Not really, the sound arrangement meant there was little
             interaction between Agro and Tereas and Holly and myself, so it a
             pretty quite week. Except Terasa was made to ddip her finger in
             the sardines and put it in her mouth
      <Brad> <sk}{itzo> do u know any hot chicks from home and away???
      <Brad> skitzo: not really, but i do get to walk past them every day!!
      <Brad> <sk}{itzo> what city are you in now??? brisbane??
      <Brad> skitzo: no, we've been in sydney all year!
      <Brad> <HOLES> How do you pick who goes on Agro's Wheel and Nesquick
             video challenge?
      <Brad>  holes: no, not at the moment. Do you mean in studio as far as the
             wheel and challenge go??
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             here]
      <Brad> <Mzombo> who is that feller underneath the desk who operates agro.
             i thought agro was real ?
      <Brad>  mzombo: he's agro's minder to make sure he behaves himself
      <Brad> <s329172> does wayne also do the voice of the father in 'brad
             bits'?
      <Brad> s39172: yes but he'd never admit it
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> How was your Bookworm experience, do you prefer his
             demeanour to agro's or his Booky too much of a fairy for ya?
      <Brad> mola-ram: In real life, he's as bad as Agro, but I could never get
             used to all the rehersals and takes they do on the show!
      <Brad> <Vince> - Someone asked Holly last week if she is involved with
             "Save the Sealife" along with Terasa. Do you know what this is?
             Some kind of Television project?
      <Brad> Vince: It's an advertising campaign Terasa did a few years ago
             apparently which is getting another run on TV again at the moment!
      <Brad> <HOLES> Cool!! When should I Yabba Dabba Doo ???
      <Brad> Holes: As soon as I come out...you'll know
      <Brad> <HOLES> How many episodes are recored on saturday?
      <Brad> Holes: 5 episodes (3 in the first session and two in the second)
             and no you don't get to se the cartoons
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Brad: Who do you think is better looking? Teresa or
             Holly?]
      <Brad> Superboy: It's a tough call isn't it, I wouldn't be game to
             choose!!
      <Brad> <HOLES> Could you introduce me to Holly and Teresa and Agro and
             all??
      <Brad>  Holes: yeah, everyone will be wandering through the audience
             during the shows
      <Brad> <Jerome> how did u manage to get your job? U r so lucky
      <Brad> Jerome: I had to audition like everyone else (I must have done
             something right)
      <Brad> <Vince> - But Terasa didn't actually EAT a sardine in Perth???
             What a let-down. :-)
      <Brad>  Vince: No, she wouldn't go that far!!
      <Brad> <LadyEliza> enjoying IRC - you are an old hand at it now!
      <Brad> LadyEliza: It's not so scary anymore
      <Brad> to ask Brad a question Type /msg #questions [type your question
             here]
      <Brad> <HOLES> Yes... Just wondering how do you pick it??
      <Brad> Holes: Our production assistant will be wandering through the
             crowd before you go into studio and will pick someone out
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Do you write your own scripts for the Brad's Bit
             segments? If so, how long do you expect to get away with it?
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: Yes, I do write my own scripts and what do you mean get
             away with it??
      <Brad> <Mzombo> has agro's wheel ever spun off before ?
      <Brad> Mzombo: No, but we're awaiting the day!
      <Brad> <HOLES> have you recorded the episode yet when you show my
             homepage??
      <Brad> holes: can't remeber if I've used it yet
      <Brad> <Vince> - What DID you find scary about IRC intially/
      <Brad> vince: simply answering questions...I had no idea what to expect
      <Brad> <IceBaby> r u single?
      <Brad> Icebaby: oh yeah!
      <Brad> <obake> wayne admitted he was the father when he did irc the other
             week!  :)
      <Brad>  obake: he promised he
      <Brad>  obake: ooops, he promised he'd never tell
      <Brad> <Mzombo> what ever happened to our old friend gibbo ?
      <Brad> mzombo: he stayed in Brisbane to continue working there when the
             show moved down to Sydney
      <Brad> <`Sarabi`> Hi How are you?
      <Brad>  Sarabi: I'm just fine, how are you??
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             here]
      <Brad> <Graeme> <Brad> <Mandy> What is it like to work with Agro?
      <Brad>  Graeme: It's great, you get used to the payouts after a while
      <Brad> <LadyEliza> do you plan to go onto acting or stay with hosting
             type roles?
      <Brad> LadyELiza: Hopefully, I'll have time next year to continue with a
             few theatre gigs
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> You know what I mean! How long do you think you'll get
             away with it before there's an outcry and a public hanging?
      <Brad>  Mola-Ram: Play the game till the referee blows the whistle
      <Brad> <Vince> - I remember when Holly's sister spun the wheel about 2
             years ago. Some Agro dolls flew off.
      <Brad>  Vince: yeaah, but Agro's firmly stapled on these days
      <Brad> <HOLES> Mums pestering me to find out what time it will rougly
             finish?
      <Brad>  holes: first session finishes at 11:15, and second session at
             1.30pm
      <Brad> <Mzombo> how much make-up do you use ?
      <Brad> mzombo: depends how late I stayed out the night before
      <Brad> <Graeme> hi Brad are you getting my questions
      <Brad>  Graeme: Sure am, response time a bit slow
      <Brad> <Superboy> [What is the address of the studio, so that we can
             write to ya?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: Morning Mailbox, Locked Bag 8717, Eastwood, NSW 2122
      <Brad> <obake> maybe we'll never see his face?
      <Brad> obake: yeah, that's the idea...believe me you wouldn't want
      <Brad> <DannyBoy> howd u get onto agro?
      <Brad>  dannyboy: Through the usual audtion process
      <Brad> <Red_Knigh> Hi Brad...
      <Brad>  Red_Knight: heh, how r u going?
      <Brad> <Jerome> r u religious in any way Brad?
      <Brad> Jerome: my contract states that Agro rules supreme
      <Brad> <obake> how come crickey's still on the credits, and not in the
             show?
      <Brad>  obake: a phasing out process and look carefully, he won't be
             there next year
      <Brad> <Scott> how do u get tickets to go to the show
      <Brad> scott: call our audience hotline on 02 9906 2377
      <Brad> <LadyEliza> hows your typing going?
      <Brad> LadyEliza: I'm still the two finger method
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Are you intimidated by the scrubbers in the audience
             who flirt with you? I'd be terrified!
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: No, it makes the record more interesting...and there are
             security guards in the studio!!
      <Brad> <Superboy> [What is your favourite food?]
      <Brad> Superboy: ANything that revolves around MEAT
      <Brad> <Graeme> <Brad> When do they and where do they AUDTION
      <Brad> Graeme: Are u trying to steal my job????
      <Brad> <Vince> - Saw a story about Jamie Dunn some weeks ago, on a
             brisbane Ch.9 current affairs show "Eye on Queensland". Did you
             hear about that?
      <Brad> Vince: Saw it mentioned on Derek and Clive, but that's it
      <Brad> <Mzombo> why does it take so long for an answer ?
      <Brad>  mzombo: I'm a slow typist!!
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Is that you as the Great Galactic Gobbo? If so, that's
             an x-cellant impersonation of Mr. Humphries from 'Are You Being
             Served?'
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: no it's not, but you're not the first to ask, I'm
             starting to get concerned
      <Brad> <HOLES> How many people do you rougly get per recording session?
      <Brad>  Holes: about 160
      <Brad> <Jerome> what kind of car do u drive?
      <Brad> Jerome: an old one...you would have seen it on one of the shows a
             couple of weeks ago
      <Brad> <LadyEliza> here brad - have a boiled lolly while you are here -
             you are doing a wonderful job :) (no need to respond...)
      <Brad>  LadyEliza: thanks, I'll save that for later
      <Brad> <David> Hi brad, it's dave here again... :) Do you know if Terasa
             is coming to Cairns at all??
      <Brad> David: no idea...you can ask her in a couple of weeks time when
             she visits this chat
      <Brad> <Superboy> [where did you get those websites shown on Cartoon
             Connection...do you actually find them?]
      <Brad> Superboy: if someone else has given me the sites i always mention
             who its from, otherwise I find them myself
      <Brad> <IceBaby> Why the hell are you on here anyway?
      <Brad> Icebaby: I'm just having a chat, how bout u??
      <Brad> <Jerome> where do u like going on holidays to?
      <Brad> Jerome: Preferrably, somewhere overseas, cold and with plenty of
             snow
      <Brad> <Scott> do u play golf and r u getting paid to do this
      <Brad>  Scott: used to play golf once a week, but haven't had a game
             since i started here
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Who are you the best friends with on the set?]
      <Brad> Superboy: Agro, he pays me to be
      <Brad> <Vince> - You looked rather friendly next to that lady who turned
             21 on the show this morning. 8-) She looked really "excited".
      <Brad> Vince: Yeah..and who said I can't act!!
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Is the agro e-mail up and running again? It been giving
             me the root around lately...
      <Brad> Mola-Ram..yep all fixed
      <Brad> <Mzombo> what's holly's phone number by the way?
      <Brad>  Mzombo: Ask her next week on the chat...I'm sure she'll give it
             to you
      <Brad> <Jerome> do u like travelling around? If so i would love you to
             come and visit my house at christmas... we put 2200 lights on it :)
      <Brad> Jerome: Hopefully I'll be overseas on holidays by then, but thanks
             for the offer
      <Brad> <David> check this site out, http://www.holon.net/agro/ it's
             really cool
      <Brad> David: I'm already a big fan of it and a regular visitor
      <Brad> <Superboy> [You are doing are great job on the show, but I'm sure
             you have those days when you just don't want to go to work! What
             keeps you going?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: Coffee and having to pay my rent
      <Brad> <Vince> - Has Terasa recovered from her flu/virus last week?
      <Brad> Vince: yes, she's fine
      <Brad> <HOLES> How many people do you rougly get per recording session?
      <Brad>  Holes: about 160, depends on the time and day
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Who do you look upto in Australian television?]
      <Brad> Superboy: anyonewho's made a name for themselves..and has achieved
             some sort of longevity in this industry
      <Brad> <obake> is it a guy or a girl who does toyworld bear?
      <Brad>  obake: usually a girl
      <Brad> <Scott> where is the computere that u r using at
      <Brad>  scott: in a small dark room at Channel 7 (actually the same
             computer u see in the website segments)
      <Brad> <Superboy> [If you were having a problem on the set, who is the
             first person you would turn to?]
      <Brad> Superboy: Generally, if I'm having a problem, the camera turns on
             me pretty quickly...I have no-one to turn to...sob sob
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Act indeed, that lady was a shocker! my god...
      <Brad>  Mola-ram: u said that not me
      <Brad> <HOLES> Are you and the crew friends off set? (like goto clubs
             etc.)
      <Brad>  Holes: we don't get much time to hang out together, we all live
             in different ends of Sydney
      <Brad> <Mzombo> i think agro should get a new hair style. and tell him to
             brush it occasionally ...
      <Brad>  Mzombo: ACtually, a five year old kid said the same thing on air
             at last weekend's record
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Do you have a computer at home?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: no, a long story there
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Are you into any sports?]
      <Brad> Superboy: yes, i like to get out on the golf course and the
             cricket field on weekends, when i find the time
      <Brad> <sk}{itzo> Do you think Therasa is hot???
      <Brad>  skitzo: doesn't everyone
      <Brad> <HOLES> Where do you plan to go overseas for your holiday?
      <Brad>  Holes: Canada
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Do you live with a bunch of buds and throw huge frat
             parties, with keg rollings, wet t-shirt & skulling competitions
             aplenty?
      <Brad>  Mola-Ram: no, I'm afr too civilised....yeah right!
      <Brad> to ask Brad a question Type /msg #questions [type your question
             here]
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Us Wonder and Super boys have go to stick
             together....ever wish you could just fly off the set?]
      <Brad> Superboy: no...i get good parctice at ad libbing on the show, so
             i'm used to it
      <Brad> <Superboy> [For all our questions, you seem to come up with the
             perfect answers....you sure this aint scripted! :)]
      <Brad> Superboy: no...i get good parctice at ad libbing on the show, so
             i'm used to it
      <Brad> <Vince> - I don't recall saying you couldn't act. I think Holly
             said that - she's a great actress! (?)
      <Brad> vince: yeah, you're right....maybe
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Us Wonder and Super boys have go to stick
             together....ever wish you could just fly off the set?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: u and me buddy....where to?
      <Brad> <obake> what job did you hold before acc?
      <Brad> obake: I was managing a restaurant and picking up the odd acting
             jobs in between
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Do you know whether Holly plans on turning her
             'Cyber-Chick' character into a re-occurring role? I hope so, I
             liked it... I liked it a WHOLE lot!
      <Brad>  mola-ram: not sure...though i think she quitely enjoyed the green
             suit
      <Brad> <Superboy> [What is the last movie you saw at a cinema?....think
             hard on this one!]
      <Brad> Superboy: I saw LA Confidential the other night
      <Brad> <Vince> - What's your favourite beer, Brad? (Derek will be
             interested in this answer).
      <Brad> Vince: Tooheys Dry or whatever I can afford
      <Brad> <obake> are you interested in hi-fi?  because canada has good
             quality audio stuff, cheap!
      <Brad>  obake: yeah...shame i can't afford any of it
      <Brad> <Superboy> [O.K....if I wanted to do what you are doing, what
             should I try and aim for....any advice?]
      <Brad> Superboy: Don't let anyone tell u who u have to be
      <Brad> <David> The next time you film the show, can you say hi to me
      <Brad>  David: didn't i say hi to you last time?
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Have you got any brothers or sisters, and if so, what
             do they think about your job on Cartoon Connection?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: one brother..and I'm not too sure (u know sibling
             rivalry and all that)
      <Brad> <David> I want to here my name on the TV. When will it go to air?
      <Brad> David: This weekend, we start filming December's shows. I'll see
             what i can do
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Brad...I'm thinkin' that Hawaii is perfect this time
             of year....wanna fly there?]
      <Brad> Superboy: Sounds great but not that much snow in Hawaii
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Was that McDonalds or Hungry Jacks you were managing?
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: It was called the Keg
      <Brad> <Vince> - What sort of duties does Nici do?
      <Brad>  Vince: Nici is kinda of the office receptionist, but mainly
             handles the prizes and rundowns for the show
      <Brad> <HOLES> Brad how do you get it so they have to type /msg
             #questions I know the +m but how do you get it to send to the
             channel #questions?
      <Brad> Holes chat to Stu after the chat his nick will be StuB
      <Brad> <VL1> Brad, I notice you use the name you use on the show, but the
             H&A stars use names different to the ones used on the chats. Why??
      <Brad> vl1: The Home and Away guys use their real names, and not their
             character names
      <Brad> <Mzombo> does the today show affect your ratings much ?
      <Brad> mzombo: no, completely different audience, depends who has the
             remote control in the house
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Umm....look your clothes were a little shockin' this
             morning.....who chooses them for you?....(sorry if it is you)!]
      <Brad> Superboy: I don't choose them. It's a surprise thing, when i open
             my dressing room door on Saturday
      <Brad> <DannyBoy> howd u get work on agros?
      <Brad>  Dannyboy: they were desperate
      <Brad> <Vince> - Did your brother ADAM actually tell 475 jokes in an hour
             at Edinburgh?
      <Brad>  Vince: yes and hopefully he'll get his act together and send off
             to the guiness book of records to make it official!
      <Brad> <Mzombo> have you ever thought about shaking your "kid next door"
             image ?
      <Brad> Mzombo: No. For some reason it seems to suit a kids show
      <Brad> <David> yeah i think you did, but I missed that show. To early in
             the morning
      <Brad>  David: I know what u mean
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Can I get an autographed pic of you through the
             internet for my friend?.....she loves ya!]
      <Brad> Superboy: Sure. Email me
      <Brad> <Superboy> [You like snow...cool....can't remember the last time
             I've seen it....what do you hate about living in Australia?]
      <Brad>  Superboy: Nothing..I love it..It could do with more snow though
      <Brad> <Vince> - Does Jamie Dunn turn up at staff meetings much? Or is he
             in Brissy most of the time?
      <Brad> Vince: he's in Brissy all the time (except for the records, of
             course) and attends the meetings over the phone, when we can get
             hold of him
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> When you're at parties, do you tip your beer on the
             lawn, wipe your mouth and say "Aaah, hand me another sixer,
             woman!"?
      <Brad>  Mola-Ram: parties...what are they??
      <Brad> <Jerome> how long does your contract last?
      <Brad>  Jerome: for about another 3 weeks
      <Brad> <David> Why don't you do a show in Cairns? people up here don't
             get a chance to see TV Stars very often
      <Brad> David: we hope to record some location stories next year in that
             area, but taking the entire show there is a huge undertaking
      <Brad> <Vince> - Bet on the Melbourne Cup this week?
      <Brad> Vince: no..for the first time
      <Brad> Vince: I would have lost my money anyway
      <Brad> <Superboy> [If you had a choice, what other shows would you like
             to act in or host?]
      <Brad> Superboy: I'm just happy to be working on any show at th moment,
             but if I had my choice I'd probably go for a movie role instead
      <Brad> <David> does Terasa still live on the Gold Coast, or has she moved
             to Sydney?
      <Brad>  David: she lives in Sydney now
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Any thoughts on establishing an agro-related telemall
             shopping show(much like the Danny Bonaduce show with special guest
             Memory expert Kevin Trudeau)?
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: Not a bad idea..I'll bring it up with Jamie tomorrow
      <Brad> <Jerome> will u come back next year?
      <Brad> Jerome: Ye, if they'll have me
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Were you at all reluctant in accepting the part on
             Cartoon Connection?]
      <Brad> Superboy: My only concern is being pigeon-holed as a presenter,
             but if i can still do theatre next year, that shouldn't be a
             problem
      <Brad> <ATN7> Do you hope to stay on the show?
      <Brad>  ATN7: I'll be back next year!!
      <Brad> <Vince> - Any significant changes planned for the show next year?
      <Brad>  Vince: Not that I'm aware of, but u never know on this industry
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Do you enjoy travelling much or do you get homesick
             easily?]
      <Brad> Superboy: no, i love travelling...I spent too much time at home to
             get homesick
      <Brad> <Vince> - What did you enjoy most during your visit to Adelaide
             (anything?)?
      <Brad> Vince: Showing everyone my local knowledge of the wineries
      <Brad> <HOLES> Where did the name "agro" come from?
      <Brad>  Holes: Because if he was called anything else...it would be a
             very boring show
      <Brad> <ATN7> Does the audince at agros see the cartoons?
      <Brad> ATN7: no, they have to watch the show on TV!!
      <Brad> <Superboy> [If you could choose one magical power...what would it
             be?]
      <Brad> Superboy: to know what the future holds
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> So what's it like being a hot-shot celebrity? Is the
             underworld of fame as seedy and souless as believed? Have you lost
             your true self in a purple haze yet?
      <Brad>  Mola-Ram: Dunno about being a hotshot celebrity, but I don't know
             if I've found my true self yet anyway (hang on that's a bit
             deep...sorry about that)
      <Brad> <Superboy> [Have you used any other nicknames in chat sessions?]
      <Brad> Superboy: what and ask questions to myself??
      <Brad> to ask Brad a question Type /msg #questions [type your question
             here]
      <Brad> <LadyEliza> the reptile park springs to mind as a location.... I'm
             sure agro would be a tasty treat :)
      <Brad> LadyEliza:  Holly did the reptile park not long ago, I think it's
             coming up.
      <Brad> <Mola-Ram> Here's a question for your Brad's bits section: why do
             they call them BLOW jobs? I'm truly sorry, you don't have to
             answer that...
      <Brad> Mola-Ram: That would make an interesting Terasa/Brad reenactment
      <Brad> <David> cya Brad, I will be on next friday
      <Brad> Dave:  See ya mate.
      <Brad> <HOLES> You said "you'll know when to say Yabba Dabba Doo" whats
             that meanta mean?? 
      <Brad> Holes:  If you say it when I walk out you'll know.
      <Brad> <Superboy> [How long do the children practice before the Video
             challenges?]
      <Brad> Superboy:  For Tuesday they get a show and a half to practice, for
             thursday it's only half a show.
      <Brad> <Vince> - RE: Agro - boring name. I'm afraid the show has become
             rather boring already this year (from an adult point of view -
             don't know about children's).
      <Brad> Vince:  Well it is a childrens show after all, we've always
             considered the adult element to be a bonus.
      <Brad> <HOLES> What does ATN stand for?
      <Brad> Holes:  Amalgamated Television Network
      <Brad> <Jerome> what is your faourite kind of music
      <Brad> Jerome:  anything loud and grungy, mainly Pearl Jam, Live and
             Smashing Pumkins
      <Brad> <David> i'm a bit of an artist and have drawn some pictures of the
             cast. Can i email the scanned pictures to agro@seven.com.au
      <Brad>  David:  Go right ahead, i'd love to see them.
      <Brad> <goldilox> Brad what is your favourite cartoon?
      <Brad>  Goldilox:  The Simpsons, Doh!! wrong network.
      <Brad> Ok last chance for q&a!!
      <Brad> to ask Brad a question Type /msg #questions [type your question
             here]
      <Brad> Thanks everyone, Holly is in the chair next week, until next
             time....See Ya!
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