The Tombstone

I'm in a good mood today, so you people get to be graced with another instalment of The Tombstone! I think this time, it's mostly just going to be me complaining about various things, because hey, who doesn't like to vent every now and then?

U.S. Open? Who the hell cares? TENIS SUCKS! Why not put the damn tenis on at 10PM instead of the WWF?! All it does is give Bitchoff a reason to put on a crappy Nitro since he knows he doesn't have to struggle to get the ratings. Gees, when will the USA Network figure it out?!

This may strike home for some of you, but I'm going to say it anyway. I get emails almost daily with very stupid questions. Things like "how do I hear the themes?" or "YOUR GOD DAMN MOVES FOR WAR ZONE DON'T WORK!". It's a miracle that some of these people can work the keys and the mouse to send an email considering the trash they send me! Hmmm, how do you work the themes? Uhh, I don't know, it only SAYS ON THE DAMN PAGE! You get Real Player, and YOU CLICK THE SOB! It's not that complicated! Gees.. And then you have the people who like to tell me that the moves for War Zone don't work, well, with the exception of Shamrock's Ankle Lock and HBK's Sweet Chin Music, I've gotten them all to work myself, so I know it's not my moves (especially since most of them came from Game Pro). People just like to blame others for their own ignorance. I mean, it's not exactly a coincidence (sp?) that all of the emails I get like that are either all capital letters or all lower case, OR, with huge spelling mistakes on words like "there". Yes yes, I'm sure some of you reading this are some of the same ones who have emailed me, and I'm sure you are about to send a pissed off email to me, but it's true, and you know it's true. If you can't work a Real Player, then you're probably a little "slow".

Freebies....you know who I'm talking about, the people that think they can make a successful website by copying others. I ran across such a bastard a few weeks ago, had stolen my old logo, chopped off the letters, and then changed the part that said WWF WAR ZONE to his site name. Well, I left an angry message in his guestbook, and typical jackass style, he goes and edits it to make it look like I insulted myself (gee, I'm really going to sign someone's guestbook calling myself all kinds of profanity ridden names). Anyway, the idiot did change his logo, and even changed his site name, so I did get the point across. And it's because he did change it that I won't mention his name or tell you to go trash his guestbook here...for now. Anyway, I can't stand people that try and make their name off of others. I started this website in early 1997 with like three pictures and a top ten list, and a few links. And now look where I am. It takes time people. You can't start a successful website and make it be GOOD right from the start. Yeah there might be an exception if you know someone powerful on the net or something, but it just doesn't happen often. I get a couple hundred hits a day right now, when I used to get 10 a week. It's a matter of time and word of mouth. This idiot that tried to steal my logo (you know who you are, bitch), he took it down because he was intimidated, whether he admits it or not. Anyway, I hate people that try and get a free ride, whether it's in life or on a web site. Grrr...I'm getting a headache.

Speaking of pains in the ass, ever sat on a pushpin? You haven't? Does that make me weird? What? It does? Ohhh...

Told ya, I'm in a good mood..:-)

That's it for this round....until next time....Rest In Peace! Or BURN IN HELL! Take your pick!

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This column is the opinions of Jeremy Strunk. Any comments can be directed at kane@t-three.com.