Lita – Hot. No, seriously, she’s a good looking girl, but I get tired of seeing her do the same two moves over and over. Is she really any different from Trish or anyone else in that respect? No.
Trish Stratus – HOT! Seriously! Mmmm….
Steve Austin – The man. Seriously, when it comes to being a heel, there’s no one better or funnier at it than Steve Austin. Except maybe Triple H…
Triple H – I can’t wait for his return. Can’t wait.
People’s Strudel – AHAHAHAHA! I just hope he doesn’t overdo it like he does everything else.
Lilian Garcia – Well, her skits with the Rock are great, but the national anthem she performed on Smackdown! last week was beautiful.
Molly Holly – One of the most talented female wrestlers around, too bad she always has to job to less skilled women. Oh yeah, and she’s hot!
Spike Dudley – One lucky son of a bitch…
Booker T – Finally making a true name for himself. Even as a WCW heavyweight champion, he only got so far. Now, as a WWFE employee, he’s really beginning to shine. Can you dig that, sucka?
Lance Storm – Really, really good.
Chyna – Good riddance.
Vader – Where the hell did that come from? I do wish he had been made a bigger star in the WWF, one of my old favorites.
Undertaker – One of my all time favorites. Unfortunately, his age is catching up to him, he’s becoming a pain in the ass for the bookers, and he does really need to take a hard look at retirement options.
Kane - I don’t care what anyone else says, Kane is one of, if not the best big man in the business. Kane is capable of a lot more than what we’ve seen from him lately due to the fact that his tag team partner stinks up the ring so bad that it makes everyone involved in the match seem worse than they are. And, of course, Kane is one of my all time favorites as well.
Excess – A decent recap show, but why did they get rid of Superstars and Live Wire just to replace it with the same basic show? Hopefully this gets transformed into a fresh show sometime soon. Although, I do enjoy getting to see Trish Stratus for 2 hour straight every week…
Hurricane Helms – Ehhh, mildly funny.
Kurt Angle – Great! I love Kurt! I mean, he was so funny and entertaining as a heel, and now as a face he’s still managing to be fresh and entertaining every week, something that a lot of times the faces can forget to do. Kurt is a phenomenon.
Big Show – Oh god. Let’s see, where should I start? Fat, slow, lazy, or unmotivated? Big Slow sucks a fat one. Next!
WCW – I wish it would have just died in March.
ECW – Could have been great if they had the money to stay afloat.
Goldberg – Uggh. Um, could have been great for the Alliance angle, but now I’m not so sure if I want him in WWFE. He’s a pretty sloppy worker. Just ask Bret Hart.
Billy Gunn – A good tag team wrestler, but keep him off the mic, and really…no…just fire his ass and send Big Ho with him.
Kronik – I liked Crush, I liked Adam Bomb. Both of those characters hit their primes in the early 90s though. Ever since then, I really don’t care too much for either of them. I used to mark so hard for that cranium crunch move Crush did…oh the memories!
Stacy Kiebler – Those legs…that ass….mmm…
Torrie Wilson – Boobies…
Debra – What the hell!? Old! Ugly!
DDP – Really good for his age.
Mark Henry – Why is he still in OVW and the Big Slow is in the WWF?! Mark Henry LOST the weight he was asked too! Mark Henry got better when asked to! Big Slow didn’t do SHIT! Grrr!
Edge & Christian – What a split! I mean that was so perfectly done! Wow! I have no doubts on Edge being a great singles star as a face, but I’m wondering if Christian will be able to get over as a heel on his own. Time will tell, but Christian really needs new music.
Uhh, I’m out of ideas for now, so until next time…
