The Tombstone

I was fliping through the channels, and I came across the Cartoon Network. I don't know how many of you have ever seen the show "Animaniacs", but there's a segment on that show called "Good Idea, Bad Idea" and it inspired me. So, what I'm going to do, is take an individual wrestler, angle, whatever, and tell you what I like, and what I dislike about it. The thing I am discussing will appear in bold so it's easy to spot. Likes appear first, followed by dislikes.

Let's start with my personal favorite, the women of wrestling. First off, Tammy "Sunny" Sytch. If your are a fan of my website, you know I like her, and I like her alot. In my opinion the finest looking and acting woman in wrestling.
Dislikes? Hmmm, well, the only thing I don't like about her is the fact that she left the World Wrestling Federation. I don't get ECW unless it's a PPV, so it means I see much less of her than when she was on TV every Monday night on RIW. Other than that, no complaints!

Next up, Sable. If you are a fan of my site, you also know I don't care too much for her. I personally don't think she is worth the attention she gets for her looks, her personality, or even her wrestling skills. Jaqueline is a much better wrestler than Sable, and should still be Women's Champion, but because Sable has big breasts, she's the champ. What a crock of crap. Whoops! Looks like I didn't have any likes for her! Damn...

Let's move onward to the WCW. What do I like about them? Well I'm not a big fan by any means, but my likes would have to include, the Nitro Girls (of course), Ric Flair, and Bret Hart.
Hell, aside from the above mentioned items, WCW/nWo/whatever really sucks. Bitchoff couldn't get an original idea if one fell into his pants. Much less an original piece of talent. WCW can pretty much kiss my ass.

The Rock...how can you not like him? He's the Rock for crying out loud! With Vince, without Vince, he's a talented wrestler and funny as hell on the mic. I smell what the Rock is cookin'!
Dislikes, hmmm, that'd have to be his corporate alliance. Although, I didn't like him as a mega-face either. I miss the Nation days with D-Lo, the Godfather, Mark Henry, Owen Hart, and the Rock all as a team dammit!

The J.O.B. Squad, a good idea I suppose. Al Snow, and damn sure Scorpio and Bob Holly and the rest needed a way to get noticed. Now for the bad...
Dwayne Gill as Light Heavyweight Champion as opposed to Christian? Gimme a break! A good thing can be carried too far, and the J.O.B. Squad was involved in like 3 or 4 matches on Monday, that's too many, that's an overdose.

It's great to see Shawn Michaels back in the World Wrestling Federation one way or another. He's a great entertainer and a 3-time former champion, but....
An alliance with Vince McMahon?! COME ON! This guy was being a pain in the ass to Vince before Austin made it cool to be one! I do in fact want HBK to wrestle again, and hopefully we'll see that, but not if his health is at stake.

That's it for this round....until next time....Rest In Peace! Or BURN IN HELL! Take your pick!

This column is the opinions of Jeremy Strunk. Any comments can be directed at kane@t-three.com.