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Several weird alien customs are observed or mentioned.
In Haven, Lwaxana mentions that everybody at Betazoid weddings appears naked. Mr. Homm has to hit a gong every time Lwaxana takes a bite of food.
In Heart Of Glory, the Klingons do the "Klingon Death Howl." They also mention the "age of inclusion."
In Manhunt,Mr. Homm again plays the prayer gong while Lwaxana eats.

Good ol' science fiction lets our characters get into many altered states and weird dimensions.
In Where No One Has Gone Before, Picard's mom serves him tea. Later, he almost gets sucked into space from a turbolift. Worf sees a targ, while Yar sees a kitty and thinks she is back on her home planet. Two people run away from something in the hallway, and a guy sees fire in the hallway. A Lieutenant or Ensign thinks she is a ballerina, and a guy thinks he is in a string quartet.
In The Battle, Picard hallucinates that he's in the Battle of Maxia. He dreams about the Battle Of Maxia. In a staff meeting, he thinks he's the captain of the Stargazer.
In Shades Of Gray, Riker imagines several episodes when Kate is trying to get rid of the infection.

Is he an android? What is he? Data seems to be a real conversation piece.
In Encounter At Farpoint, McCoy thinks Data acts like a Vulcan. Data has to tell him he is an android.
In Angel One, Mistress Beatta doesn't think a man is smart enough to use their computer. Data assures her he is not a real man, but an android.
In Coming Of Age, Remmick tells Data, "You are an android." Well, duh!
In We'll Always Have Paris, Mannheim doesn't think anyone could understand his theories. Data assures him he can because he is an android. Data also tells Picard he is an android and therefore dispensible.
In The Outrageous Okona, Data tells Okona he is an android. Later, he tells the holocomic.
In The Measure Of a Man, Data tells Riker he is an android.

"Blah, blah," occasionally our favorite characters get a little carried away preaching.
In Symbiosis, Yar tells Wes all about the drug addicts on her world. She tells Wes to just say no.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Troi gives unsolicited advice to the Captain about his feelings. She also hassles Bev about her attraction to Jean-Luc.

They don't use the brig too much. Here's where they do.
In Heart Of Glory, they throw the Klingons in the brig.

Data uses his super abilities to save the ship.
In Encounter At Farpoint, he lifts Wes out of the water with one hand. He imitates Q and Picard at the trial. He knows where the holodeck wall is, and he jumps out of the tree without getting hurt.
In The Last Outpost, Data picks up a Ferengi with one hand.
In Justice, Data is able to interface with the god's globe-type communication device.
In Hide And Q, Data uses his super strength to open a jammed door and to lift rocks.
In The Big Goodbye, Data bends the holocrook's gun.
In Datalore, Data throws barrels at Lore.
In Home Soil, Data outmanuevers and destroys the laser drill.
In Heart Of Glory, Data uses his strength to force the Talarian door after going through toxic gas to get to the Klingons.
In The Arsenal Of Freedom, he jumps down into the cave without getting hurt.
In Conspiracy, Data reads and analyzes all of Starfleet's orders in a short time.
In The Naked Now, he fixes all the isolinear chips in Engineering.
In Contagion, Data throws Geordi away from a sparking panel. He deciphers the Iconian language and wipes the Iconian virus from his system.
In The Royale, Data fixes the dice and can throw them perfectly. He can cut cards super fast, and he reads the Royale book super fast.
In The Emissary, Data shuffles and deals the cards super fast.
In Shades Of Gray, Data uses speed and strength to catch and hold the poisonous plant.

How many times do our heroes die and/or get resurrected?
In Skin Of Evil, Armus kills Yar.
In Contagion, Data dies and comes back to life.
In Lonely Among Us, energy creature kills Assistant Chief Engineer Singh.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Nagilum kills Haskell.
In Time Squared, Picard 2 gets shot and dies. Also, everybody else in the other timeline gets killed by the vortex.

There was a fad in the 24th century for men to wear dresses. It didn't last too long, though.
In Encounter At Farpoint, a man wears a dress in the hallway. Another man wears a dress in Engineering. Also, a man wears a dress on Farpoint Station.
In Lonely Among Us, Riker and Picard wear a dress uniform consisting of tights and a dress to meet the diplomats. (Yar wears one too.)
In 11001001, as they are abandoning ship, a man in the hall wears a dress.
In Conspiracy, a man in the hallway at Starfleet Command wears a dress.
In Manhunt, Picard and Riker wear dress uniforms with tights.

Here's the lowdown on the hand-to-hand combat.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Yar kicks a 21st-century guard.
In The Last Outpost, Worf, Riker, and Data fight with the Ferengi on the planet. The Ferengi use energy whips on the away team, stunning them. Portal goes after Riker with an axe.
In The Big Goodbye, Data smacks a holothug. Picard smacks another.
In Datalore, Lore kicks Data in the head. Worf hits Lore, then Lore beats up Worf. Data and Lore throw cargo at each other.
In Conspiracy, Admiral Quinn beats up Riker, then he throws Geordi through the doors before beating up Worf. A Vulcan Admiral nerve-pinches Riker.
In Lonely Among Us, a Selay diplomat lassoes Riker. The Anticans also kill a Selay.
In Hide And Q, a vicious animal thing stabs Worf and then Wesley.
In Code Of Honor, Yar fights and kills Yarina.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Worf fights a holo-skull, Riker fights a holo-bug, and Worf starts to attack Riker.
In The Schizoid Man, Data (Ira) breaks Corrine's hand and smacks Picard.
In A Matter Of Honor, Riker smashes Lt. Klank into a console on the Pagh. Later, Riker lets the Klingon captain smack him.
In Q Who?, A security guy jumps on a Borg, but the Borg smacks him.
In The Emissary, Worf and K'Eylehr fight, but this maybe should be counted as sex.

Everybody has to have stuff. Here's some of the interesting stuff our heroes have.
In The Naked Now, Riker and MacDougal use a sonic driver. Is that anything like a sonic screwdriver? We also get to see isolinear optical chips. Wes constructs a toy tractor-repulsor beam.
In The Last Outpost, they're chasing a "T-9 energy converter." Data has Chinese finger puzzles.
In Lonely Among Us, Troi holds up some hypnosis device to hypnotize Bev and Worf. Data smokes a pipe and looks through a magnifying glass.
In The Battle, the Ferengi give Picard a mind-control ball. They keep the transmitter. Also, Bev puts something on Jean-Luc's head so he won't wake up.
In Haven, Riker has a little "holo-VCR" with girls playing the harp. When he turns it off, the girls disappear, but the sound continues. Troi gets a silver jewelry box with a talking face. Lwaxana uses a prayer gong when she eats.
In Datalore, Data finds the mold used to make his face. We learn about his "off switch." Dr. Soong's lab is well-equipped, because he has one of those long red blinky-light devices.
In Angel One, the men are located by their platinum wings. Data is interested in Trent's perfume. Riker gives Beatta an Albanian meditation crystal. The Angel One people have a very advanced execution device.
In When the Bough Breaks, Wes meets the Custodian. The Aldeans also have a music machine and a carving machine.
In Home Soil, the terraformers have a cool robotic laser drill.
In Heart Of Glory, Geordi shows off his Visual Acuity Transmitter, which allows everybody to see what he sees. They screw around with it so much that they almost get blown up in the Batris.
In The Child, Geordi builds a plasma-plague holder.
In Elementary Dear Data, Geordi builds a model of the Victory. Data has (holo) tie pin, violin, and snuff box.
In The Dauphin, Wes gets a superconducting magnet model 3 for Geordi.
In The Royale, they find a piece of the Charybdis with a flag. The astronaut has a space suit, a journal, and the Royale novel. Data finds some dice.
In Pen Pals, Kate has a Elainnan singer stone, which Data gives to Sarjenka. Some guy uses a cool rock-vaporizer/analyzer.
In Samaritan Snare,Picard has an artificial heart.
In Peak Performance, Worf is making a sculpture out of swizzle sticks. He also has a statue of 2 famous Klingon brothers. He pulls some fiber optic cables out of the ceiling on the Hathaway. Wes has an antimatter experiment.
In Shades Of Gray, Kate uses a neural stimulator.

Here's all the info on who shoots whom or what.
In Encounter At Farpoint, A 21st-century guard is shooting everything with his machine gun. When he does gets beat up by Yar, another guard kills him with a machine gun. Data shoots the forcefield the "space jellyfish" is using to hold Groppler Zorn. The "space Jellyfish shoots at the city. The Enterprise shoots an energy beam at Farpoint Station.
In The Battle, Picard shoots the mind-control ball.
In Hide and Q, Riker shoots two vicious animal things.
In The Big Goodbye, a Holo-criminal shoots Whalen with a (real) bullet.
In Datalore, Lore shoots Bev and brandishes a phaser at Wes. He tries to shoot Data but gets beamed out first.
In Too Short a Season, "terrorists" shoot at the away team. Yar shoots two of Karnas's guards, and Yar and Worf use their phasers to cut a door in a bulkhead.
In Home Soil, Arthur gets shot by a laser drill. It shoots at Data but misses.
In The Arsenal Of Freedom, Data tunes his phaser and shoots at the stasis field to free Riker. Yar, Riker, and Data shoot and destroy two Echo Papa 607 ground units. The Echo Papa 607 shoots at Picard and Bev, but misses. Another unit shoots at Yar and Riker. The orbital unit shoots the Enterprise, and the Enterprise shoots and destroys the orbital unit.
In Symbiosis, Yar shoots an Ornaran and a Breccian while they are fighting.
In Skin Of Evil, Data and Riker shoot Armus. Geordi's phaser drops into Armus. Armus makes Data threaten Bev, Picard, Geordi, and himself with a phaser. Enterprise shoots the shuttle so no one will go after it.
In Conspiracy, Captains Rixx and Scott threaten Picard with phasers on Ditaliz B. Crusher has to shoot Admiral Quinn because Worf forgot his phaser. Riker shoots a guard and Scott at Starfleet. An Admiral shoots at Picard and Riker. Picard and Riker combine phasers to shoot Remmick, blowing his head off. Picard and Riker shoot the mother alien when it breaks out of Remmick.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Mannheim forgot some security codes. An automated laser shoots at Data. Data shoots it.
In Heart Of Glory, a Klingon shoots a guard. A guard shoots a Klingon. Worf shoots the main Klingon.
In Where Silence Has Lease, the Enterprise shoots a fake Romulan ship.
In Loud As a Whisper, a Solarian shoots Riva's chorus.
In Unnatural Selection, the Enterprise torpedoes the Lantree.
In A Matter Of Honor, Picard and Riker do phaser practice on the target range.
In Contagion, Worf shoots his tricorder. The Enterprise and the Haakona each shoot an Iconian probe.
In The Royale, Worf shoots the wall of the Royale. Mickey D. shoots a bellboy.
In Time Squared, Picard 1 shoots Picard 2.
In Q Who?, Worf shoots a Borg twice and tries to shoot a second Borg. The Borg ship shoots the Enterprise with a cutting beam and shield-draining bombs. The Enterprise shoots phasers and photons at the Borg ship.
In Smaritan Snare, Grebnedlog stuns Geordi.
In Up the Long Ladder, clones stun Kate and Will with an amnesia beam. Riker later shoots clones of him and Kate.
In Shades Of Gray, Geordi shoots the poisonous plant.

Data tries to figure out humor.
In Code Of Honor, Data tells Geordi a joke about kiddlies.
In Conspiracy, Geordi tells a joke to Data: "Just try that in hyperspace!" Data tries to figure it out, then does a simulated laugh.
In The Outrageous Okona, Data learns from the comic about Tip O'Neill, words that end in K, and a briefcase shaped like a fish. He practices laughing. Later, Wes reminds him of the Burns and Allen show.
In Manhunt, Data tries to laugh about Lwaxana.

"Inquiry!" This seemed to be Data's trademark phrase, but only for the earlier seasons.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Data asks Picard about the word "snoop."
In The Naked Now, Data asks Picard about the word "snootful."
In Lonely Among Us, Data wants to know about "private eye."
In The Neutral Zone, Data wants to know why LQ is so happy.

Poor Data is always trying to give people information, but they don't really want to hear it. How rude!
In Encounter At Farpoint, Data is giving synonyms for the word "Snoop." Picard cuts him off.
In Code Of Honor, Data is describing different ways in which the metal bars on the planet could be combined. Picard stops him.
In The Last Oupost, Picard compares the US flag with the French flag. Data elaborates on this by listing the flag colors of various nations. Picard cuts him off.
In Where No One Has Gone Before, The Traveller takes them to Galaxy M33. Data starts to tell them to the nearest second how long it will take for a message to reach the Federation. Picard interrupts him.
In Justice, Bev is upset about Wes's kidnapping. Data makes observations about the emotion of motherhood. Bev storms out. Data also lists the planets in the area suitable for human colonization. Picard doesn't want to hear it.
In Angel One, Data calculates how long it must have taken the escape pods from the Odin to reach Angel One. Riker cuts him off.
In Too Short a Season, the away team is being shot at by Karnas's guards. Data tells the Captain what kind of phasers they are using. Picard interrupts him.
In Symbiosis, Data estimates the number of doses of Felicium in the container. Picard stops him.
In Conspiracy, Data describes Ditalix B by using lots of synonyms. Riker cuts him off. He even gets interrupted by the computer after he realizes he is talking to himself and attempts to define this for the computer.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Data says the time loop is not like a hiccup. When he starts to describe what bodily function it is actually like, Picard stops him.
In The Outrageous Okona, Data gives synonyms for rogue. Troi stops him. He defines "joke" for Guinan. She cuts him off. Data defines "globfly." Picard stops him.
In The Schizoid Man, Data gives Ira synonyms for "desire." Ira interrupts him. Data wants to know why he is lying on the floor at the end of the show, but Picard stops him.
In Loud As a Whisper, Data gives Picard a sign-language demo, but Picard makes him stop.
In Unnatural Selection, Data is discussing transporter lingo with O'Brien when Picard cuts him off. He tells Kate about his shuttlecraft training, but she interrupts him.
In The Dauphin, Data discusses Wes's and Salia's cell membranes until Wes stops him.
In Contagion, Data tells how he deciphered the Iconian language. Picard cuts him off.
In The Royale, Data opens his mouth to speak, but Tex stops him.
In Pen Pals, Data tries to explain why he brought Sarjenka onto the bridge, but Picard cuts him off.
In Up the Long Ladder, Data blabs about spinning wheels. Picard stops him.
In Manhunt, Data tells Picard about anecdotes he knows. Picard interrupts him.

The Enterprise is supposed to have a fire-suppression system which automatically puts out all fires. But it usually doesn't work.
In Lonely Among Us, Data is pretending to be Sherlock Holmes. He smokes a pipe in the Ready Room.
In Elementary Dear Data, Data smokes a pipe which might have real fire.
In Loud As a Whisper, Troi has candles in her quarters.
In Up the Long Ladder, the Bringloidi can't make a fire because of the suppression system. It may have been installed shortly before this episode and then disabled for several seasons.
In Manhunt, Lwaxana has candles in her room. Picard smokes in holodeck, and lights it with what could be a real lighter or hololighter.

Even Starfleet officers of the future have to have some games and leisure activities.
In The Last Outpost, Data plays with Chinese finger puzzles. (He isn't that great at it.)
In 11001001, Geordi shows Data how to paint. Yar, Worf, and 2 generic people play Parrises squares.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Picard and a generic guy fence.
In The Neutral Zone, there is a 3D chess set in the humans' quarters. They don't play it, though.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Riker and Worf do holoexercises.
In Unnatural Selection, the children of Darwin station play 3-D chess.
In The Measure Of a Man, Data, Kate, Riker, Geordi, and Miles play poker for the first time.
In The Dauphin, Wes is playing something that looks like Battleship.
In The Royale, they play craps and blackjack.
In The Icarus Factor, Will and Kyle play Anbo Jyitsu. Worf enjoys Klingon pain sticks.
In Pen Pals, Picard goes horseback riding.
In Q Who, Q plays handball in the shuttle. Guinan and Picard play 3-D chess.
In The Emissary, Data, Geordi, Kate, Riker, and Worf play poker. Worf and K'Eylehr do some holoexercises.
In Peak Performance, Riker and Sirna Kohlrami play strategema. Riker gets creamed. Data and Kohlrami play Strategema twice. First Data loses, then they tie. They do war games between the Hathaway and the Enterprise.

Geordi uses his super eyesight to save the ship.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Bev asks Geordi whether he wants to replace his VISOR. He says he doesn't want to because he'll lose his special abilities. Later, he shows what his VISOR can do by examining underneath Farpoint and finding out it's no ordinary station.
In Justice, they can't figure out anything about the "God" ship using sensors. Geordi has to go and look out the window to examine it.
In Hide and Q, Geordi can look at Worf going to meet the vicious animal things. He also locates a girl under the rocks at the mining disaster on Quadra Sigma III.
In Too Short a Season, Geordi notices an infrared electric eye "tripwire" in the tunnel.
In Home Soil, Geordi looks in the mining tunnel and sees the crystalline life-forms. He later examines them in the lab.
In Heart Of Glory, Geordi examines a weak spot in the wall of the Talarian vessel and estimates time of failure. He uses his visual acuity transmitter to show what he sees to the crew, and they learn he can tell Data apart from everyone else because Data has a halo.
In Unnatural Selection, Geordi can tell that the clones are lying.
In Shades Of Gray, Geordi sees spectral variations in the plant.

On the other hand, sometimes Geordi's VISOR malfunctions or gets sabotaged, or he has some type of problem having to do with blindness, causing the problem of the week.
In The Naked Now, Geordi wishes for human sight. He's so upset that he goes wandering around the ship spreading the intoxication.
In Skin Of Evil, Armus steals Geordi's VISOR and keeps moving it.
In Elementary, Dear Data, Geordi doesn't notice the secret door.
In Loud As a Whisper, Riva comments on Geordi's VISOR. Pulaski offers Geordi implants which are almost as good, but, after meeting Riva, he decides to keep the VISOR.
In Contagion, Geordi gets his VISOR knocked off in the turbolift.

Our crew are lucky to have such a fine holodeck.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Data is in the holodeck practicing his whistling. Riker goes to get him. Wes barges in and falls in the creek. Then Wes takes water off the holodeck.
In Code Of Honor, Yar takes Lutan and his assistant to the holodeck, where she demonstrates her fighting skills with a holo-guy. Then she beats up Lutan's assistant.
In Haven, Troi and Wyatt go to the holodeck to talk. Riker barges in.
In The Big Goodbye, Jean-Luc, Bev, Data, and Whalen play Dixon Hill on the holodeck. Picard brings lipstick off the holodeck. After the Jarada scan causes a holodeck malfunction, Wes fixes it. He causes the holodeck to simulate winter.
In Angel One, Wes and his friend go skiing on the holodeck. They throw snow off the holodeck and bring a "smell disease" off the holodeck.
In 11001001, the Bynars upgrade the holodeck. Riker tries it out by simulating a jazz club. Later, Picard joins him.
In Skin Of Evil, the main characters all go to the holodeck for Yar's funeral.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Jean-Luc simulates the Cafe Des Artistes in Paris. Later, Jenice joins him there to say goodbye.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Worf and Riker are exercising in the holodeck at the beginning. Later a (maybe) holo-Data and (maybe) holo-Troi visit Picard.
In Elementary, Dear Data, Data and Geordi go the the holodeck to play Sherlock Holmes. Later, Pulaski joins them. A hologram of Moriarty develops sentience, and he can call for the arch and run the bridge controls. Picard goes in to rescue Kate. Data brings paper and ink off the holodeck.
In The Outrageous Okona, Data goes into the holodeck to learn comedy from a holocomic. Guinan joins him later.
In The Dauphin, Salia and Wes go to the holodeck and simulate an asteroid and Russo V.
In The Icarus Factor, Wes, Data, Geordi, Worf, Kate and Miles go to the holodeck for Worf's ascension ceremony.
In Pen Pals, Picard and Troi go to the holodeck, where Picard is horseback riding. Later, Picard goes back, and Data visits him.
In Manhunt, Picard uses a Dixon Hill simulation to hide from Lwaxana. Later, Data and Riker join him. Then Lwaxana and Mr. Homm barge in.
In The Emissary, K'Eylehr borrows Worf's holoexercise program. Worf finds her exercising.

Here' a look at the more romantic moments on the ship.
In The Naked Now, Bev and Jean-Luc are hot for each other. Troi begs Riker to be alone with her in his mind. Yar kisses some guy in the hall. Yar and Data have sex.
In Hide And Q, Yar gets horny over Picard when she is in the penalty box. However, Picard just acts paternal to her.
In Angel One, Riker has sex with Beatta. Trent's not too happy about it.
In The Arsenal Of Freedom, Bev gets suggestive with Jean-Luc in the cave.
In We'll Always Have Paris, Jenice kisses Jean-Luc, but just in a friendly way. Bev admits to Troi that she has feelings for Jean-Luc.
In Loud As a Whisper, Troi and Riva engage in hanky-panky. Riva kisses Troi.
In Measure Of a Man, LaVoir likes Picard. They go out to dinner.
In The Dauphin, Wes and Salia like each other. They kiss. Riker flirts with Guinan.
In The Icarus Factor, Pulaski is hot for Kyle. They kiss.
In Pen Pals, Riker has a drink in 10-forward with an anonymous bimbo.
In Up the Long Ladder, Riker and Brynna are hot for each other. They kiss and (probably) have sex. Later, Brynna is after Wilson.
In Manhunt, Lwaxana, in heat, is hot for Picard. She ogles Wes and Worf before getting engaged to Riker. She later gets engaged to Rex.
In The Emissary, Worf and K'Ehleyr hold hands Klingon-style. They have sex, and then Worf wants to marry K'Eylehr.

Does money exist in the 24th century or not? Here's where they use it.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Crusher buys some cloth at Farpoint Station. She tells the Bandi to charge it to her account aboard the Enterprise.
In We'll Always Have Paris, They're talking about some bar at the end of the show. Jean-Luc tells Deanna she's "buying" the drinks.
In The Emissary, they seem to be betting money in their poker game.

Our friends show their musical ability.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Data tries to whistle "Pop Goes the Weasel." Riker shows up in the holodeck and whistles the end of it perfectly. Data is amazed that humans can whistle so well.
In Where No One Has Gone Before, an officer (could be either a liutenant or an ensign) does a ballet dance. Also, a guy sitting at the table plays the air-violin.
In Hide And Q, a Vicious Animal Thing plays the bugle.
In Haven, Mr. Homm plays the gong every time Lwaxana eats. (Maybe this should be under weird alien customs!)
In Datalore, Lore sings "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off."
In 11001001, Riker simulates a jazz band of piano, bass, and drums on the holodeck and plays the trombone (holo-trombone?) for Minuet.
In The Neutral Zone, L. Q. "Sonny" plays the guitar.

Every once in a while, the officers discuss mutiny or there's some insubordination.
In Lonely Among Us, the senior officers discuss Picard's nutty behaviour.
In Time Squared, Pulaski bitches to Troi about Picard being nuts. She wants to mutiny. Later, Troi sneaks out of Sickbay, even though Picard ordered her to stay there. Maybe to get away from Kate? She sneaks back into Sickbay later.

Sometimes our crew call each other by unusual names.
In Encounter At Farpoint, Troi empathically calls Riker "Imzadi." Riker calls Data "Pinocchio." Bev, talking to Riker, refers to Picard as "Jean-Luc."
In The Naked Now, Troi calls Riker "Bill." Bev and Jean-Luc have a hilarious argument about calling each other "Beverly" and "Jean-Luc." Worf calls Wesley "the boy."
In The Last Outpost, after they wake up at the end, Bev calls Jean-Luc "Jean."
In Justice, Bev calls Picard "Jean-Luc."
In The Battle, *Beverly* calls Riker "number one."
In Hide And Q, Riker gets cocky after getting his Q powers. He calls Picard "Jean-Luc." Picard calls Riker "Will" in a funny way to get back at him.
In Coming Of Age, Picard introduces Tasha as "Natasha."
In Heart Of Glory, Picard isn't sure whether the Batris is a Talarian ship or a Taralian ship.
In Skin Of Evil, Picard says Au Revoir to "Natasha."
In Where Silence Has Lease, the Holo-? Troi calls Picard "Jean-Luc", as does the Holo-? Data. Pulaski refers to Data as "it."
In The Schizoid Man, Data (Ira) calls Wes "boy."
In Measure Of a Man, Maddox calls Data "it." Lavoir calls Data "a toaster."
In Manhunt, Lwaxana calls Worf "Mr. Woof."

The crew is often concerned with the Prime Directive.
In Code Of Honor, Data and Picard fret over stealing the vaccine and violating the Prime Directive.
In Justice, Picard frets with Bev about rescuing Wesley and breaking the Prime Directive. Picard eventualy yells at the god about the Prime Directive, and the god decides it's okay to break it this time.
In Coming Of Age, Remmick hassles everybody about all the times Picard broke the Prime Directive. He mentions The Naked Now, Encounter At Farpoint, and Justice.
In Pen Pals, everybody frets about Data contacting Sarjenka.

Occasionally, somebody decides to give a primitive the honor of experiencing life aboard the Enterprise.
In Justice, Picard beams the Edo woman up to ask her about the god ship.

Here's weird things that happen to the ship.
In Encounter At Farpoint, the helm seems to be on the wrong side of the bridge. The Captain's chair arm controls are also on the wrong side. (A mirror universe?) They separate the saucer section, leaving Worf in command.
In 11001001, they have to evacuate the ship. Later, Picard and Riker set auto-destruct.
In A Matter Of Honor, Riker asks Picard if they should separate the saucer section. Picard says no.
In The Arsenal Of Freedom, Geordi decides to separate the saucer section, probably to get rid of the jerk engineer, Logan.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Riker and Picard set the self-destruct.
In Contagion, the virus causes several problems: The replicators, door bells, weapons, lights, shields, turbolifts, medical implements, and commbadges all malfunction.
In The Icarus Factor, Starbase Montgomery completely checks out the Enterprise.
In Up the Long Ladder, the ship now has a fire-suppression system. It was apparently installed sometime after Loud As a Whisper.
In Peak Performance, the Ferengi fuse the Enterprise's weapons in simulation mode and blow up their transporter.

Shuttlecraft they use: I didn't read any books about the shuttles, I just tried to look at their names as I watched.
In Coming Of Age, a kid steals an unknown shuttle.
In Skin Of Evil, Ben and Troi use shuttle 13 to come back from a conference. It crashes and gets covered up by Armus. At the end, the Enterprise destroys it. Maybe 13 *is* bad luck!
In The Child, Kate boards from the shuttle Cousteau of the ship Repulse. She's afraid of transporters.
In Unnatural Selection, Data and Kate fly near the ship in shuttle 01 to examine one of the children.
In Time Squared, Picard 2 is in an extra shuttlepod El-Baz.
In Q Who?, Q tricks Picard into shuttle 06.
In Smaritan Snare, Wes and Jean-Luc go to Starbase 515 in shuttle 01. Wes calls it shuttle 2, but it says 01 on it.

Picard orders "Tea, Earl Grey, hot."
In Contagion, Picard orders "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" for the first time. He gets some weird drink, however.
In Pen Pals, Picard orders "tea, earl grey, hot"

Our heroes often find themselves traveling through time.
In We'll Always Have Paris, they all experience a time loop of a couple seconds at the beginning of the show. Picard is fencing, and everything repeats itself. They meet their past selves in the turbolift. Mannheim is floating through 2 time dimensions. Data encounters a past and future self. This is caused by Mannheim's experiments.
In Time Squared, Picard and El-Baz pod travel back in time 6 hours, caused by the vortex blowing up the Enterprise.

One of the original goals in TNG was not to make the transporter malfunction so much. And it usually doesn't, but sometimes there's interference. And they also sometimes work miracles or do other weird things with the transporter.
In The Last Outpost, the big crystals on the planet's surface interfere with the transporter. They beam down in separate locations. Geordi is even hanging upside down!
In Lonely Among Us, Picard transports out, energy only. Later, he sneaks his energy back in and they reconstitute his mass.
In Datalore, Wes beams Lore out with the shields up. But of course he didn't.
In When the Bough Breaks, they can't beam up and down through Aldea's special shield.
In Heart Of Glory, there is too much radiation to get a good lock on them in the Talarian ship. They have to get far away from the reactor. Then Yar has a hard time getting a lock on them anyway.
In Symbiosis, they can't use the transporter because of the solar flares. They have to link their transporter with the transporter on the Sanction.
In Skin Of Evil, Armus generates an energy field so they can't beam. They can only beam when they make Armus upset.
In We'll Always Have Paris, they get bounced back from the lab because of a security system. Later, Data transports down to a certain safe point.
In 11001001, Picard and Riker beam directly from the transporter room to the bridge.
In The Schizoid Man, Geordi executes a "near-warp transport." Troi never heard of it.
In Unnatural Selection, Kate complains about scrambled atoms. Miles checks Data for lifeforms while he's beaming up. Miles materializes the Styrolite coating befor the child. Data and Miles are able to totally cure Kate from some of her DNA, and all the scientists from either DNA or their transporter traces.
In Manhunt, the transporter is unable to scan for ultritium. Then when Lwaxana tells them about it, it suddenly can.
In Shades Of Gray, Riker can't beam up without a medical override because of the plant germs.

Here's all the assorted violence I couldn't figure out a category for.
In Lonely Among Us, Worf and Engineer Singh both get zapped by the energy being. Of course, Worf lives and Singh dies.
In Justice, the communication globe knocks over Data. Of course, Wes breaks the greenhouse, and the enforcers try to kill Wes. The Edo god starts to ram the Enterprise.
In The Arsenal Of Freedom, Riker gets paralyzed by the Echo Papa 607.
In Symbiosis, an Ornaran zaps Riker with electricity. An Ornaran and a Breccian zap each other.
In Skin Of Evil, Armus zaps Yar, killing her. Armus sucks in Riker.
In Conspiracy, the mother alien rips Remmick's chest open.
In Haven, Wyatt knocks the transporter guy out with a hypospray. Troi knocks over the gong and storms out of the dinner.
In Datalore, Lore poisons Data, then gives him a facial tic. He flips Data on and off, then drops him on the floor. Lore kicks Data in the head, chipping off some upholstery.
In Home Soil, the micro-brain declares war on the humanoids and poisons their air supply. The humanoids lower the lights in the medical lab to suffocate the micro-brain.
In Where Silence Has Lease, Ensign Haskell gets killed by Nagilum.
In Measure Of a Man,Riker takes Data's arm off and later deactivates him.
In The Dauphin, Anya threatens Kate, Worf, and Hennessy. She wrestles with Worf. Later, Salia and Anya roar at each other, scaring Wes.
In Contagion, Geordi gets zapped by a panel. Geordi gets thrown around in the turbolift, and Data gets infected by the virus.
In Time Squared, Picard gets zapped by the vortex beam.
In The Icarus Factor, Kyle and Will bash each other with Anbo-Jyitsu sticks. Worf gets zapped with Klinon pain sticks.
In Q Who?, Q and Guinan threaten each other.
In Up the Long Ladder, clones suck epithelial cells out of Will and Kate.

Wesley saves the day!
In Encounter At Farpoint, Wesley knows how to work all the panels on the captain's chair. He warns the Captain that they have a perimeter alert.
In The Naked Now, he is able to turn the ship's tractor beam into a repulsor beam so they can push off from the Tsiolkovsky. He knows Data can fix the chips.
In Where No One Has Gone Before, Wes notices the Traveller is phasing.
In The Battle, Wes figures out that the Ferengi are transmitting a mind-control beam to Picard.
In The Big Goodbye, Wesley manages to open the holodeck exit.
In Datalore, he figures out who is Data and who is Lore. Wes later beams Lore out with the shields up, supposedly vaporizing him. ???
In The Icarus Factor, Wesley figures out what Worf's prob is.
In Pen Pals, Wes figures out how to fix Drema IV.
In Peak Performance, Wesley beams over some antimatter to the Hathaway.

Wesley screws up big time!
In Encounter At Farpoint, Wes drips water all over the ship.
In The Naked Now, Wes fakes Picard's voice to get rid of MacDougal. Then he is free to seal off main Engineering with his repulsor beam and declare himself acting Captain.
In Code Of Honor, he screws around on the bridge for no reason.
In Justice, Wes breaks the greenhouse and falls into the flowers.
In Angel One, he gives everybody a "smell disease."
In The Dauphin, Wes screws up and almost blows up the warp drive by applying a resonant field, so Geordi kicks him out of Engineering.

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