Weird Thoughts

  1. Here's the best thing for dieting: we need hallucinogens that make us think celery tastes like a Snickers bar and vice versa. It would make diet pop taste like regular pop and plain yogurt taste like whipping cream.
  2. Since no bacteria can dissolve Olestra, what the heck happens to it in the septic tank? Does it just sit there forever until it gums up the whole septic tank and you have to buy a new one???
  3. The first baby learns to make disgusting spitty noises at about age 6 months. Then he forgets about it. All further babies are egged on by the previous ones, so they *never* forget!!


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