Dee's Discount Weapons Emporium

Dee's Discount Weapons Emporium

Our doors are always open!

Hello, and welcome to my Discount Weapon Emporium. I am Dealiticus, the first name in heavy ordinance. My main store is located in New Vilnacron, and I must admit, business is booming. Thank you all for visiting my shop and sampling my wares, especially my two most favorite customers, Astrotrain and Ramjet!

As a way to get to know you customers on a more personal level, let me tell you a bit more about myself. I am a very old Quintesson, and I've been building and selling weapons to various races since the galaxy was still in diapers. I have distanced myself from the Quintesson Empire, as their frequent attacks on civilized worlds tends to hurt sales. I live on Cybertron now, in my shop in New Vilnacron, where I have been named Dean of the Vilnacron Science Academy. If you need a weapon or construction job, no matter how large or small, just come by my shop in New Vilnacron! No order is too large or too small! And if you are looking to expand your horizons, or just brush up on your combat or scientific skills, come by the Vilnacron Science Academy! I'll hook you up with the classes YOU need to survive on Cybertron! So, just come on down! I'll be waiting to see you!

Dee's Customer of the Month:
Aria

Come back soon, and be sure to place an order! We have low low finance rates, as part of the Red Dawn Discount, everything is 25% off! That's right, 25% off! There is NO better time to deal! Some come on down to Dee's Discount Weapons Emporium! We'll get you just what you need for the latest in self-defense technologies!

If, for any reason, I am not on my Shoppe, please feel free to talk to any of my assistants... CodeRed, Sir Galor, or Rend...
Well, that's all, folks... 'Til next time....
Same Quint time, same Quint channel...

Dee's Discount Weapons Emporium: satisfied customers can't be all wrong!

'Til All are One!

© 1996, 1997, 1998 Dealiticus. Steal my character and I'll sick my Sharks on you! ^_^

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Sayo'nara! Sales current as of 2008.1.7. Prices subject to change without warning. All weapons sales final. Void where prohibited.