Sound Bytes
theme.wav 292KB
South Park theme song
authority.wav 79KB 
Cartman: I am a cop and you will respect my authotita
barfed.wav 88KB
Stan barfs!
bigboned.wav 18KB
Cartman: I'm not fat I'm big boned
birthday.wav 62KB
Cartman: That's right! cause it my birthday my bir, birt, birthday
Stan: Kick ass dude
Cartman.wav 116KB
Kyle: That sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl Stan
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass if she tried anything I'd be
like "eh you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie"
chef.wav 224Kb
Chef: We've saved Thanksgiving
Scientist: But all those poor turkeys, they're all dead
Chef: Every Turkey dies, not every Turkey truely lives
college.wav 130 KB
Chef: Ther's a time and a place for everything and it called college.
Do you understand me ?
dude.wav 57KB
Stan: Dude it just a plastic frog. its not real. Check it out
farted1.wav 133KB
Phillip: Oh Terrance you farted in court
Terrance: Yes Phillip I'm making a case for our defense
farted2.wav 166KB
Terrance: Oh Phillip you've farted during the closing argument
Phillip: Yes I have havent I Terrance
fartjokes.wav 99KB
Ugly Bob: Fartjokoes are the lowest form of comedy
(fart)
fatass.wav 116KB
Cartman: Man this #¿!?!# weak
Stan: Dude your a big fatass and you mom's a hempaphilite
french.wav 105KB
Pip: Hey! I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't
make fun of foreigns and besides I hate French people
gaschamber.wav 148KB 58KB
Ned: I'll never you a gun again
(gun goes off)
(kenny screams)
here.wav 157KB
Cartman: Do you know what the speed limit around here is?
Man: According to that sign over there its 40 miles an hour
Cartman: Step out of the car, please
idiot.wav 77KB
Barbardy: I know that smarty pants what do you think I'm some kind of idiot
Kenny.wav 52KB
Kenny has to go to the bath room
killed.wav 42KB
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny
Kyle: You Bastards!
kiss.wav 92KB
Cartman: Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testeberger
Loverboy.wav 148KB
Scientist: Well I'm sorry children, but pig and elephant DNA just won't
splice, haven't you ever heard that song by Lover Boy
Kyle: Which song is that
Scientist:(singing in Lover Boy voice) pig and elephant DNA just won't
splice
mkay.wav 111KB
Counselor: That's ok. Just dont let happen again
Boys: We wont let it happen again Mr.Mkay
Mombitch.wav 525KB
Cartman sings Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch
moring.wav 94KB
Chef: There's nothing worse than waking up next to a pig
or a big fat elephant
Mrhankey.wav 17KB
Mr.Hanky: What's all the rutcus
mydog.wav 52.2KB
Stan: Sparky get down
Boy: Oh' my god, what's he doing to my dog
Cartman: There he goes again
nokickass.wav 81.2KB
Cartman: He's doing something to his ass, he's not kicking his ass, but he's
definitely doing something to his ass
Stan: Sparky bad dog
notcool.wav 86KB
Cartman: Dude that is not cool--- chopin off wee wee's is not cool
note.wav 137KB
Barbardy: It says sorry I had sex with the chicken. I wont do it again
bye boy
peepee.wav 102KB
Evil Voice: Let us cut off your pee pee Stan
phone.wav 208KB
(phone rings)
Phillip: That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance
Terrance: It sure did Phillip
(phone rings again)
Terrance Oh wait. That is the phone
sailing.wav 195KB
Kyle sings a song
salisbury.wav 109KB
Chef: Oh children, what can be so bad? It salisbury steak day!
school.wav 186KB
Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny: We got of school no more school today we
got out of school
(cartman farts)
Cartman: Oh you guys my ass! seriously!
shiver.wav 77KB
Terrance: Shiver mi timbers Phillip at this rate ill never get to my
kraft dinner
shot.wav 56KB
Chef: doctor we've got a shot cracker outside
sweet.wav 41KB
Cartman: No, that sounds pretty sweet to me
weewee.wav 73KB
Cartman: No way dude. where not stayin alone in your house with your
wee wee chopin parents.
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