8/12/97

Carreee and MIke are getteing 2gether!  I think she luves him.  Damn!  I am never going to be happy with Carreee now.  Carreee even has another guy answering her phone in the hotel room.  She must be in love with him two.  I don't stand a chance.  I uuuuh showed Sami the anollment paypers 2day.  And she moved out.  Yahoo!  I am a bacheler againe.  I am not even upset about Carreee now.  I can go out and drink them good suds with Lucas everynite.  Uuuuuuuh wait, I don't like Lucas. Waah, I am upset about Carreee againe.  I am so pathetic just like Curtis.  I have ben having nightmares about what a bad father I am.   Sami was right. I better merry Sami and take care of Wil so that I am not like my evil, goodfornothing father, Curtis.

6/24/97

Dere Diareee,

Oh no!!!  Carrie is starting to like Mikel Horton!  I don't know how I can compete with him, he is a doctur and he is very smart.  Everyone is saying how good he iz for her, but I kno that she luves me : )  unless she doesn't anymore : (  

Sami always seems to get me away from Carrie when I need to spend time with Will.  If it weren't for Will, I wouldn't believe her everytime there is an 'axident'!  I better go help Sami with her exercizes now, so she can get better and I can have sex with Carrie.  Bye

5/19/97

Deer Diary,

That damn brother of mine! I hate Lucas and his little beaver teeth. He is always messing up my life with Carrie. Thank goodness mom is on my side. Mom might not even matter though because now, Carrie seems to be starting to like Mike Horton. Sami told me that Carrie has always had a crush on Mike. I don't stand a chance. Mike is a fisishin. He is way smartor than me..... I hope Carrie doesn't marry him just because she's sick of waiting for me... Or just because I wear ugly shirts...Or just because I am sleeping with her sister......Naaw, she won't leave me. My pectorials are way better than Mike's.

4/2/97

Sami is still interfering with my sex life. Carrie and I will never get a chance to be together now that she is home. What right does she have to interfere in my sex life, anyway? She's only my wife! Now Carrie is going out to a charity dinner with my shrimpy brother Lucas. I am so mad I could wring his tiny little neck. I better go apologize to Carrie for not taking her to the dinner tonight so that she and I can still have sex later. Bye diary


3/18/97

Well that Sami ruined my chance to have sex with Carrie, AGAIN. Lukiley I have a lot of free time to have sex becuse my mommy never makes me do any work at my so-called jobb. Who knew you could be an execative without goiing to colige? It's so easy. Well I have to go help Sami with her fisical therapee now. bye diary.

02/21/97

hulo diary how are you twoday? i am upset because I hav to pritend I like Sami. This also makes Carrie sad like this : ( and now we cant hav sex awll the time. Sami keeps having back panes. I feel gilty that i ran over her so I have 2 spend time with her and pritend like we are marreed and happy like this : ) Oght OO psgetti O's Sami is screaming from the backpane. I hav to go now.



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