8/12/97
My plan iiis wurking as always. My cell phone says so. I am nefer leafing Mrs Orton's house. I am going to move in here wit Ope. I will nefer even let Ope leaf my sight. I luf her. I think she is even starting to like my greasy hair. Boooow is nefer going to get her back ahahah! Ope and I will ave our own kids and we will git rid uf that littul saylorrrrmaaahn. He can move to Roma wit Boooow and Beeeleeee. I haf to go tell Ope that Boooow only cares about Beeeleee some more in case she forgot. Chow
7/26/97
I luuuf stalking Ope. It is my new hobby. I just follow her around, giving her rings and asking her to move in wit me. Because of Ope's situation wit Booww, I had to extend that offer to that Shawn-D kid too. As if I want some Saayylor-maan brat moving into my apartment. He might keep me from putting the moooves on Ope! No, he won't. My Plan is sure to wuuurk. I musss talk to my cell phone some mooore.
7/17/97
I am getting closer to Ope all the time... Pretty soon she will haf seckz with meeee. Hahaha, I am sutsch a stud. I think my greeeasy hair turns Ope on. That ring I gave Ope sure upset Booow. Boooow won't knooow what hit him when Ope marries me. My plan iiis still wurking according to my cell phone. CHOOOWA.
5/19/97
Ok diary, I hafff a secret. Don't tell anyone but I fathered Susan Banks' son. I wuuulld tell everyone but she named our baby Elfis. What a strange name. I don't want to tell anyone I sleeept with her anyway. I will just keep trying to win Ope away from Boooo. When I do she and I will get married and live happily ever afffter.
4/2/97
I aaam susch a loser. I am too beeeg a loser to even be on Days of Our
Lives once in a while. But I eeem sure that my plan iiiis wurking even
without me. I hope Kate finds that blackmail info from Sami. Those are
bad pictures of me. I don't want anyone else to see them. It could ruin
my modeling careeeer and then I would have to break up couples, full-time.
03/20/97
HaHaHa My plan iiiis wurking. It is almost too eeeeeeasy. Booo has gone
back to Biiillieee and that leaves 'Ope for me! I did just what my boss
wanted. That Booo is sutsh a mooroon. Many men (LIKE ME) would kill to
have a woman as beautiful and as good as 'Ope. Why did Booo give up 'Ope
for Biiillieee? Am I missing something? Maybeee Billieeee is better. I
will have to break her and Booo up now so I can have her for myself.
02/21/97
Helloooo Diarrrrry. I must 'ave 'Ope. I looove her. What does she see in
Boooo, anyway? Why does she looove him? I am as goodlooking as he is. Except
forrr my eyebrows. And my hair which has enough grease in it to supply
the world with Vaseline for 23 years. But I am a model. So what if modeling
is not a manly job like being a cop is. I get to kiss Hope all the time
and I get paid for it. I think I'll have to come up with a new plan to
keep Booo and "Ope apart. I'll just go down to the pier, act normal,
and call my boss on my cell phone and she what she thinks we should do
to break up Booo and 'Ope for good.
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