7/17/97
I am sooooo happy. John and I have sex all the time now = D Plus, I am getting married to John tomorrow. And nothing can ruin the wedding. Not even Stefano trying to kidnap me because he has been very unsuccessful at that lately. The only thing that could ruin the wedding would be if Roman showed up. Luckily, that won't happen because he is dead. Really dead this time, not like usual.
Ok, diary this is a secret- At the engagement party when Kristen was out on the ledge threatening to jump....I wanted to shove her off like a toupee on Stefano's head. I didn't though because I don't want Sami to think of me as a murderer AND an adultress. That Sami needs to get off her moral high horse when she talks to me, at least I don't kidnap my siblings or rape moronic men via the use of stolen drugs. Moronic men come to me willingly. Just ask John = D
5/97
God, this has been a sucky month. My ex-husband died. One of my patients thinks that vampires and aliens are trying to get her. My daughter can't remember anything but the fact that I am an adultress. My other daughter is about five years old and only knows two words. And now, a psycho-bitch has locked me up in a secret room, and I am only waiting for Stefano, the other psycho to come kidnap me. This secret room isn't exactly fun either. There's not even cable on the TV, I only get one channel and it is a very local one. There's a bathroom, but no toilet in it. And the only food Kristen brings me is cake and McDonalds. Maybe she wants me to get fat so that John won't love me anymore. Ha, that is just not going to happen Kristen because John will always love me more than you. Nyeh nyeh!
4/23/97
Well I went to Roman's funeral today. Waaaaah, I am so sad that he is dead.
I loved him so. After the 2 minute funeral (at which, Laura pestered me
the whole time about getting back together with John, if she weren't my
only friend I would have popped her a good one in the nose) we buried Roman
in less time than it took the videotape guy to run to the pier. Sami looked
so sad at the funeral, my poor sweetie-girl. Then we went back to the Brady
Pub to get drunk. Well, I didn't but Shawn D stopped by and drank so much
he passed out on the bar! Bo and Hope have such poor parenting skills.
Hey, is that Belle driving my car??? I better go.
Bye, Marlena
3/17/97
Wow! I met a loony patient today. She is as nutty as Alice Horton's fruitcake.
And this nutcase has my home phone number. Yikes, I should get a new unlisted
one. I know, I'll ask John to do that for me. He'll have to come over and
call the phone company. That might be so strenous for him that he will
have to take off his shirt. I'll go call him as soon as I am done looking
at these photo albums...
3/3/97
I Sure did enjoy that groping session with John today in Kristen's Hospital
bed. I wish we could do that more often. If only I could tell John the
truth about Kristen! Then he and I would be a family with our children,
you know B...B....Belle and Brady. Wait, is brady mine? I can't remember.
Hmmm this must be a side effect from hanging around with Laura, I am beginning
to lose my memory too. I'll go ask Lynn for some of those pills that she
gives Laura, then maybe I'll be able to remember the names of all of my
children.
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