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7/17/97
My favorite movie Annie was just on. I love that movie. Maybe I will shave my head and pretend I am Daddy Warbucks next time I try to crash a party and kidnap my darling Marlena. I could probably go as Annie herself, and that stupid Abe Carver wouldn't be suspicious. He and John sure are a few leaves short of a cup of tea if you know what I mean. For God's sake I fooled them twice in the same week with the same waitor costume! John tried to get me to wait on him! Hahaha, I am too good. I can't wait to have my Queen of the Night. Once I take Marlena away to my paradise in the ocean, I can make her play Gilligan's Island with me. She can be Ginger and I will be the professor....."Say, Ginger, can I borrow that coconut bra you are wearing to make a radio so we can be rescued?" "Do I look as stupid as Austin?"......Well maybe that is not such a good idea, I will think of something else though. Goodbye for now Love Steffy : )
5/19/97
Hello. I just finish reading my favorite book, Old Yeller. I love it when they kill that dog. HAHAHAHA. I am not crazy, honest. I suppose I should start taking calls again. I hardly ever answer my own cell phone just to make it look like I am really busy. Hopefully, Marlena will realize how busy and important I am, and then she will sleep with me. If that doesn't work, I will lock her up and buy her presents. She is the only woman left in the whole world who has not given birth to my illegitimate child, so I have to sleep with her soon to prove that I am a much bigger stud than John. Bye now, Love Steffy = )
3/23/97
Oh, Its good to be the phoenix. I am just relaxing on one of my many private,
uncharted islands. It is paradise except for the fact that it is located
on Antarctica. I am currently building a couple big, golden igloos for
when Peter and I return to Salem and kidnap Jen and Marlena. I am also
working on some new space age technology. I am developing a spacecity on
Mars so that Marlena and I can live there and John Black will never find
us. HAHAHAHA. That John is *such* a moron. He believes I am really dead
this time. What a fool! Oh, well all the easier to kidnap the woman
I claim to love. It'll be pretty easy to kidnap Jennifer too since that
horrible Jack is in prison (thanks to my one of my many envelopes with
pictures in it!) Well, I have to continue my mastermind criminal plans
now so I will get back to you later diary, Steffy : )
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