Take this quiz to see if you are Marlena. If you get all correct answers, you should say "Kristen, You aren't even married to John", and then cry.
1. If a criminally insane man kidnaps you and puts you in a cage would you .....
a) Try to kill the man with a butter knife
b) Dress up in evening wear and sulk around the cage
c) Try to pick the technologically advanced lock with your hatpin
d) Finally remember how many children you have
e) All of the above
2. If you become possessed by the devil would you.....
a) Bring death and destruction to the world
b) Try to destroy the faith of the Christian population
c) Try to have sex with your ex-husband who is currently a priest
d) Float around in public to impress people with your really neat powers e) Take Lucas Roberts back to hell with you
3. If you were in love with your ex, but he was involved with a generally evil person would you......
a) Tell him "Hey your fiancee/wife is an evil tart, and I love you"
b) Force the evil tart to admit the horrible things she's done, and marry the man you love
c) Beat the crap out of the evil tart for helping a psycho kidnap you, then tell him the truth
d) Don't tell him anything, argue with the evil tart every chance you get and move in with both of them
e) Forget about the moron you love, if he is so dumb he can stay married to the evil tart
4. If you are a psychiatrist what would you do at work......
a) Look at pictures that make you feel sad and talk on your cell phone even when there is a perfectly good phone right on your desk
b) Help disturbed patients understand their problems and lead healthier lives
c) Treat only those people who are vital to bringing down your worst female enemy whether you know this about them or not
d) Study the human mind and learn fascinating things that will benefit mankind
e) do a and c but make it appear that you do b and d so that when someone is speaking of you as a doctor they will use the words 'renowned psychiatrist'
5. If your daughter had amnesia you would......
a) Tell her how much you lover her and remind her of the happy memories she should have
b) Tell her the complete story of her life, bad stuff and all and hope that she remembers
c) Ask your step-daughter's fiancee to pretend that he is married to the amnesiac daughter
d) Hit your daughter over the head with something hard (She was evil before she lost her memory) and hope that it forces her complete memory to return
e) I have children??
Correct Answers:
1. e 2. c 3. d 4. e 5. e or c can be correct, it depends on the day......
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