Take this quiz to see if you are Sami.  If you get all the right answers, go directly to Rome, do not pass go and do not collect $200.
 

If you seemed a little heavy compared to the rest of the women in your town, what would you do?

a) Proudly flaunt yourself, you're different but still beautiful and proud of it
b) Maybe work out on occasion
c) Binge and purge
d) Not worry about it, you are healthy and happy with yourself
e) Call the plastic surgeon who removed some of Stefano's chins

You are 'in love' with a man who hates you.  What do you do?

a) Relentlessly plot against your sister to steal the man.
b) Lie about the paternity of your son
c) Blackmail your beloved's mother
d) Fake amnesia
e) All of the above and then some

If you were at a party and downstairs you accidentally saw your mom in *cough* a compromising position, what would you do?

a) Find your father, her husband and tell him to go check out the paintings in Victor's office.
b) Forget about it for the most part, adultry happens all the time in your town, make a mental note to congratulate your mom for landing a millionaire the next morning.
c) Violently confront her with her immoral and immature behavior
d) Consider the circumstances, and ask her to talk about it in private at a later time
e) Vomit up some food, chase after a man who loves your sister and become a lunatic blaming everything on this one incident.

You don't like your mother in law.  What would you do?

a) Divorce her son, who is a loser anyway
b) Invite her over for Thanksgiving dinner and feed her lumpy potatos
c) Blackmail her, steal her jewelry and move into her mansion
d) Hide all of her fur coats so she can't sit around the house wearing them
e) Throw her cell phone into the fireplace

Correct answers 1c 2e 3e 4c
 
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