Hi, you don't know me, at all! I'm Andy, Chris's husband. You know the one whos friends with Valerie? You know Val, right? I don't think I need to add to that.
Anyway heres the scoop, its been almost nine months since the fateful sea cruise she took with my wife. After a storm of two kinds, one of love and one with actual water, took place Val got back together with on and off love Mike Nesmith. Hes part of a music group called the Monkees. Of course if you were around for a while, then you would already know this.
But I digress! A splendid event is about to take place, the birth of my second child with Chris. Since the timing is almost too perfect, Val insists on calling our new baby a souvenior from the cruise. She already had one in Mike. As long as we didnt get any "I was in a hurricane and all I got was a lousy t-shirt" shirts, it was fine with me. Now heres the problem. A little birdie told me...ok Chris did...that Mike was going to take her on the last leg of their latest tour, that was coming through the valley. Since Val is sooooo jealous prone, Mike thought it might be good to see the road life for herself. So whats the problem? Val has offered to be in the delivery room, but we've decided to tell her not to worry. She has more things to worry about if she goes and when she comes back. Why? See for yourself. Like my Chris likes to say "This is going to be interesting!"
