Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Movie Time!

(We see the doors open and close leading up to the desk area. We see Mike.)

Mike: Hi and and welcome to the sattellite of love, after a long time of seeing tv shows like Friends and Caroline in the City we are finally gonna get to see a full length movie. But one problem. The bots dont remember what a movie looks like.
Crow: Mike, so what is a movie? You promised to tell us.
Tom: Yeah.
Mike: Well its like a tv show but longer.
Crow: Oh thats helpful.
Tom: Yeah but its the best he could do,after all we have not seen amovie in a long time.
Mike: True. We'll be right back.

(We now see Tom and Crow playing backgammon.)
Tom: Your move.
Crow: Ok. (Crow moves a piece) I win!
Tom: Crows a cheat.
Crow: Am not.
Mike: Hey look the Mads are calling.

(We see Deep 13)

Dr F: Ah my little captive couch potatoes. I promised I would show a movie this week and I am not one to go back on my promises, right Frank?
Frank: Actually Steve you promised to bring me to Disney land and you actually brought me to the dentist. I know dental health is all well and good but you promised me splash mountain.
Dr F: Calm down Frank.
Frank: (Grabs Dr Fs collar.) I want mickey!
(Dr F maces him and Frank goes down like so many sacks of potatoes.)
Dr F: There, now. Your movies this week is the fourth in the Batman series. Batman and Robin starring George Clooney as the third batman. Send the movie Frank. (Sees Frank is still comatose) Geez, I have to do everything myself. (Pushes button)

(Crow throws board on the ground)
Crow: Thats what you get for calling me a cheat.
Mike: We got movie sign! Clean it up later!

Go to the theater and watch Batman and Robin with the guys.

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