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Tom (electronic voice): You got mail!

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Mike: With this ginsu 3000!

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Crow: And hes out for vengence....

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Tom: I'm losing my patience....

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Crow: Heres one from me, "Jump up my butt!"

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Mike: Say it three times fast!

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Tom: Well SOMEONE knows how to use the dollar sign on their keyboard.

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Mike:  Since I dont have a real job....uh yes.
Crow: Beats having more pocket lint.

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Mike: (clicking sound) My mouse isnt working.
Crow: Oh here, use the c.a.t.
Mike: Ok. (growllll sound is heard)
Tom: Ooohhh he didn't like that!

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Mike: And we know how much that actually works

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Crow: Oh finally the real lyrics to Louie Louie!
Tom: (hits delete) Next!

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Crow: Oh Xanax! I hate that movie.
Tom: No, no you are thinking of Xanadu.

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Mike: lgal, isnt he a rapper?

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Mike: Whats alprazolam?
Crow: A magic word!
Tom: Whoever wrote this email read a little too much Harry Potter.
Crow: Maybe it will make the email vanish. 

Why suffer the embarrassment of asking your local doctor for it?

Mike: Cause he'd tell all of his friends and they will laugh at you Carrie, laugh at you!

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Tom: Eh, click this. (hits delete)
Crow: alprazolam!!!

No more mail

Crow: Hey it worked!

Tom: Last one!

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All: Yeah!!

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Mike: Fruit or muffin.
 
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Tom: What, no Dr Pepper?
Crow: So no actual soda? You are such a tease email!
 
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Tom: I will not and you can't make me. 
 
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Crow: In other words you were too late ten seconds ago...

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Mike: Blank email?
Crow: Maybe a blank cartridge...

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Tom: Oh whos gonna remember all that? (hits delete)
Crow: (computer voice) Good-bye.