(We see the doors opening and closing leading to the theater)
[Scene 5: Caroline's dream. Caroline is on a beach chair in the Caribbean.]
Tom: We now join “Fantasy Island” already in progress.
WAIT: And is Miss Caroline's back all recovered?
CARO: Why, yes, thank you. And what is the name of this marvelous elixir
that has just sucked the pain out of my body?
Crow: It’s Snapple!
WAIT: It is a local secret. A magical little thing we call GINGER ALE.
CARO: Ginger ale. Ginger ale.
Mike: I wonder if they have a Mary Ann Ale.
[Scene 6: Caroline's Bedroom. She is lying on the bed.]
CARO: (waking up) Ginger ale. Ginger ale. Ginger ale. Del? Richard?
Anybody? Salty. Salty. Salty, get ginger ale. (puts a note saying
"ginger ale" on the cat's tail) Salty....go...go..get ginger ale.
Crow: Actually Lassie would be a lot better at your fetching “ginger ale”.
[Scene 4, Part II: A little bit later on.]
DEL: No, no, no draw a little messier like Caroline does. (cat jumps up on
the table) Come on Salty, we're working! (sees note) Gin-ger...I don't know
what.
Tom: This game of password is really going badly.
RICH: Okay, okay so, Caroline trys on the shoes.....
DEL: Yep. Yeah. And then she turns to the guy and she says, 'Do I look
fat in these shoes?'
Mike: And he would say “No you look like a fat cheesehead in a paair of bad shoes.”
RICH: And you said you didn't have a feminine side.
DEL: Okay, okay she gives her credit card to the clerk and the clerk tells
her she's over her limit and she says, 'I can't be I don't have enough’
Crow: (sings “Can’t stop till you get enough”)
DEL/RICH: Shoes!
[Scene 7: Caroline's later that day.]
RICH: [on phone] And what time did it get there? Terrific. I'll let her
know. (to Del) They got the strip on time.
Tom: I never knew such nonsense went into making a strip.
DEL: Yes! [trys to high-five Richard]
Mike: Bad touch.
RICH: Why are you gonna hit me?
DEL: I'm not gonna hit you, man. High-five, some skin.
Tom: I guess he wouldn’t hit a weenie with glasses on.
RICH: Why?
DEL: Because we finished and we did a good job and we're guys and that's
what we do when we finish and do a good job. [they high-five]
Crow: It’s miller time!
RICH: I liked that. [smashes a cup on his head] Okay, now that hurt.
CARO: [from upstairs] Five fifty!
DEL: Oh, good. Big Ben is finally up.
CARO: [coming down] Oh my God, oh my God. The clock upstairs says ten to
six. What day is it?
Tom: Tuesday.
Mike: Wednesday
DEL: Thursday.
CARO: Good, I still have ten minutes to finish my cartoon. Okay, okay,
Richard get an envelope ready. Del, fly around the room really fast and
turn back time. Adrenaline rush. Okay, I need an idea. Caroline's in a
blackout.
RICH: Caroline.
CARO: Yeah, a blackout! [drawing] Black. Black.
Tom: (sings) Paint it Black......
RICH: Caroline, Caroline, you can relax. Your strip has already been sent in.
CARO: What?
DEL: We did the strip for you.
Mike: (as Del) It was fun.
CARO: Wow. Those pain pills still must be in my body because I thought you
just said, 'we did the strip for you.'
DEL: Yep. We just saved your bacon.
Crow: Now do you want your eggs scrambled or poached.
CARO: Let me get this straight. You two just picked up a pen, drew a
Caroline strip and sent it in?
DEL: Yeah. You should hide your checkbook, because this guy has got your
signature down.
Mike: That reminds me, guys, I hid my checkbook too.
Tom: Oh the one I found behind the floorboard at section 8?
Mike: Do’h!
CARO: Guys, I appreciate your help, but there's more to it than that. I
mean you just can't throw a couple extra noses on a face, sign it
'Picasso,' and hang it in a museum.
DEL: Well, if old Pablo had a museum deadline and we really cared about him
we would.
RICH: Yeah, and he paid his assistants a lot more money.
CARO: Hey, I have fans.
All: Fan!
RICH: Fan.
CARO: Whatever. He, he depends on me.
Tom: Way too much from the way it looks.
DEL: Before you flip out why don't you just take a look at a copy of it?
CARO: Okay. My life is flashing before my eyes. This might as well be part
of it. (reads then strip) Right? Ha ha. I don't have enough....
Tom: Peanut butter?
Crow: Bread?
Mike: Jelly?
DEL/RICH: Shoes!
DEL: So, what do you think? What? What?
CARO: Well, you know considering that you guys didn't have very much time
and that's it's just one strips, it looks like my style. I think this is kinda nice. You did a wonderful job.
Mike: Shes sucking up to the wrong people.
RICH: Yes!
CARO: This is funny. It's funny! Shoes!
DEL: Looks like our work here is done.
RICH: Yeah, let's say we head on over to the nearest bar, watch the game
and crack open a bottle of wine.
Crow: Course they are really heading to Remos.
DEL: Beer.
RICH: Beer. (Exit Richard and Del)
DEL: You know I just think she is so cute. She starts comparing herself to
Picasso....
Tom: ...when she should definately not be.
CARO: Cathy's gonna have a field day with this.
RICH: (out in the hall) She hates it.
All: (As guys from “In Living Colour” Hated it!
DEL: I don't think so.
RICH: Yeah, but you're not perceptive. Trust me, she hates it.
DEL: What does she know? It's great. People all over the country are
gonna love it.
[Scene 8: Somewhere in Seattle at the home of Frasier Crane. Daphne and
Niles are there.]
Crow: (As Daphne) Another serving of Bangers and Mash Dr Crane?
DAPH: Dr. Crane, what did they do with Caroline in the City? It makes no sense.
NILES: (reading) I don't have enough shoes. (laughs) You're right. I
don't get it.
Tom: Lets go before she hurts something else.
(We see the doors opening and closing leading to the main desk area)
Crow: Hey the lights coming on!
Tom: Must be that Dr F finally found that computer virus we sent him
Mike: (Hits button) Hello.
(We see Deep 13)
Dr F: Well poopsies, we finally fixed things around here, now I can go back to terrorizing you. youre movie this week is...
Mike: Movie? We just watched Caroline in the city.
Dr F: Oh well then heres another. You see I may send you a Caroline episode
or it may be something else. We’ll see you next week. Push the button Frank.
Frank. But its broken. (Dr F glares at him) False alarm it does work.