Road Trip: The clones all here! (almost)

Chea, Karen and the Jack Nicholson clone arrived at the amusement park inside of Circus Circus in time to stop Catfish from taking his umpteenth turn on a spinning tea cups ride. Karen ran up to the cup he was in before it started and grabbed him by what seemed to be the scruff of his neck, and lifted him out of the cup. Chea and "Jack" were impressed by this show of strength. But not in the same way.
"I can't help but be turned on by that." Jack confessed with a sharks grin when Karen came back with her catch.
"There must be something more to this psychic link you were telling me about." Karen said ignoring the remark. She explained to Chea that "Jack" knew where Catfish was.
"But this is wonderful." Chea clapped her hands. "We have to find one more of you." She explained to Jack who was checking out a group of young ladies by what seemed to be a concession stand. "Jack?" She snapped her fingers.
"My name isn't Jack baby doll." He said turning his attention to her.
"Just as my name isn't baby doll, by any stretch of the imagination." Chea poked him in the chest.
"Fine, right." He sighed. "I chose my own name." "Studpuppy!" He smiled.
"Oh I love puppies." Catfish said with a child-like grin. "Can we have puppies mommy?"
"I love puppies too." Jack smiled again. "Just not the same kind. Why is he calling you mommy? Is there something I'm missing?"
Besides good manners? Karen thought but didnt say. "He has the characteristics of a 10 year old, in a thirty year old body." Karen said as Catfish stood next to him. He was clearly taller than him.
"I see." Jack said licking his teeth for a second. He closed his mouth. "Fine, give me a name, since studpuppy seems to be out of the question."
"Lets stick with Jack. Its easier." Chea decided.
"You said you were linked to Catfish in your mind." Karen said. "And we found him cause he was so nearby and you told us where he was. Can you tell us where the other clone is? Where is he?"
"The other clone is a she." Catfish said with a smile.
"Hes right." Jack said. "But unfortunately shes not in this city. Shes far away, too far away for my brilliant mind to detect."
Chea and Karen did a mental roll of their eyes.
"Good grief." Chea said.
"What do we do? We can't just drive off in one direction looking for this other one." Karen said thoughfully. "Plus now there are five people in our party so space in our caddy is at a premium now."
"You can sit on..." Jack said.
"Don't you dare!" Chea and Karen both stopped Jack at the same time. He didnt have to say it, but they both knew what he was thinking.
"Who is this other person?" Jack said. "I certainly hope shes a lot less uptight than you two are." Chea glared at him. "Thats a compliment darling. So many are willing to be with me, its refreshing to be with someone like you two." "Its Brianna." Chea heard Briannas on the other end. "I have something to tell you." "I should have told you before, but I didn't think it would happen again." Brianna said. "When you people find a clone, a new room appears in the house."
"How is that possible?" Chea asked.
"Beats me. All I know is that there is now a bedroom that looks like a Las Vegas lounge room...next to my room." Brianna said.
"It makes sense." Karen said. "We're not taking these people back with us to our world."
"We're not?" Chea asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Would you want to explain to the guys why we have an overgrown man-boy and a Jack Nicholson look alike in our pad?" Karen asked.
Chea thought on this. "No." "Do what any girl does." Brianna said on her end. "Go to the mall."
Chea and Karen looked at each other. "The mall!"
Chea hung up. "There is a huge one in Minnesota." She smiled. "We could head that way with our fifty large."
"We don't want to blow it all. We should save at least half of it for our real lives. 25,000 would be a boon to the guys right now."
"Awwww." Chea moaned. "A new skirt?"
"Ok a new skirt." Karen said. "But the issue remains, and we will talk about it with Livvie when we get back to rat trap USA, is who will go with us and which clone gets sent back to hang out with Brianna at home base."
"Easy. Lose the perv." Chea said.
"Yes but a perv is easier to watch than a thirty year old man-child." Karen mused. "I'm getting tired, we oughta go to bed soon."
"Great, yours or mine?" Jack said leeringly.
"Couch for you." Chea said pointing. "And no back talk. We can put you back where we got you."
"Sure you won't change your mind?" Jack smiled. Chea rolled her eyes and walked away. "So is that a no?"

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