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[Girls Apartment]
(Ross and Rachel are fooling around on the sofa)
(Enter Chandler and Phoebe)
Chandler - (cough)
(Ross and Rachel look up)
Phoebe - Sorry,have you guys seen Joey anywhere today?
Chandler - It's amazing you guys can still breath.How do you manage to hold
your breath for that long?
(Chandler gets odd stares from everyone)
Ross - No Pheebes,we haven't seen him.What do you want him for?
Chandler - He broke up with Cindy last night and was pretty upset.I woke up
at 6 am and he'd gone.
(Enter Monica)
Monica - What was that?
Rachel - Chandler's worried about Joey.You haven't seen him around,have
you?
Monica - Yeah,he was at the Coffee House a minute ago with a brunette on
one arm and a redhead on the other.
Chandler - See?In 12 hours,he's had more women that I've had in 29 years!
Credits
[Central Perk]
(Joey is at the bar)
(Enter Ross and Chandler)
Ross - There you are!We've looked everywhere for you,bud!
Chandler - What's up?
Joey - I dunno.After Cindy broke up with me last night,I've wondered what
went wrong.I mean it can't be me,can it?I've never had any complaints
before.Or is it?What if it is me?What'll I do?
Ross - That's what I felt after Carol left me.Then I realized that
sometimes it might be that you just aren't meant to be together.
Chandler - Yeah,that or Cindy's a lesbian.
[Girl's Apartment]
[In the Kitchen]
(Rachel,Phoebe and Monica)
Rachel - I'm planning something special for Thursday.
[Ross' Apartment]
(Ross and Rachel on the sofa hugging)
Rachel - Ross,you haven't got any friends who would like a date for
Thursday,have you?
[Central Perk]
(Phoebe and Joey)
Phoebe - I'm sorry to hear about you and Cindy,Joey.
[Monica's bedroom]
(Richard and Monica)
Monica - What are we gonna do for Valentine's day?
[Central Perk]
(Ross,Rachel,Monica,Chandler,Phoebe and Joey)
Monica - ......so he'll be out of town all week.
Commercial break
{Valentines Day}
Monica - Oh no!We're out of popcorn.The video hasn't even started yet!
[Corridor outside Ross' Apartment]
Rachel - Thank you for a perfect evening.
[Central Perk]
(Joey and Phoebe)
Joey - What are you doing here?
{Next Day}
(Enter Ross and Rachel)
(The sofa's in a mess.A man's clothes are all over the floor,leading to
Monica's bedroom.As they shut the front door,Moonica opens her bedroom door
and walks out.)
(Enter Chandler)
(We haven't seen him this happy since he had sex in the one with five
steaks and an egg plant.)
Chandler - Hey,guys.Guess who met the most wonderful girl last night and
ended up spending the night at her place?
[Guy's apartment]
(All there except Joey and Phoebe)
Chandler - Woo hoo!Joey!Anybody there?
(Enter Joey)
Joey - What do you want?
The End
Monica - What's Thursday?
Rachel - It's Valentines Day,Mon.What do you think I should get for
Ross?Cosmo suggests novelty sex toys.Vogue suggests a dinner out followed
by dessert round your place
Monica - I don't think I need to know the rest.Ross is my brother,you know!
Phoebe - Yeah,and it's way too depressing not being with anybody on
Valentine's day.
Rachel - What happened to Harry?
Phoebe - I dumped him.I mean,sure,the odd splint or two,but four foot ones!
Monica - He was a druggie?!
Rachel - Yeah,of course he was.He actually laughed at Chandler's jokes!
Monica - Point taken.
Phoebe - Fine,but that doesn't solve my problem.I only have 3 days left.
Ross - Yeah,actually there is one.He's really bummed at the moment.
Rachel - How about we set him up with a gorgeous blond who also wants one?
Ross - Yeah,OK!
Joey - Thanks.It's just she's only the second girl who's ever dumped me
before.
Phoebe - Who was the first?
Joey - Ursula.
(They both go silent)
Phoebe - (Trying to sound cheerful)Well,I guess we'll both be on our own on
Thursday.There's Monica and Richard,Rachel and Ross,Chandler and his WENUS
and then there's me and you.
Joey- What?There's no guy wanting to go out with you at the moment?
Phoebe - Yeah,well no,it's kinda depressing.
Richard - Well,actually,there's something I need to tell you.I'll be in
Chicago on Thursday.There's this big Opthamologist's convention.
Monica - What????
Richard - I'm real sorry,Honey,but I really have to go.
Monica - I was planning on roses and meals at restaurants,not being here on
my own.
Richard - I'm really sorry,but there's nothing I can do!
Ross - I'm sorry,Mon,that's tough.
Rachel - Yeah,I'd hate it if Ross was out of town on Valentine's day.
Chandler - Well,Mon,I'll be on my own.Maybe we could do something.
Monica - Well,I'll let you know if I get that desperate.
Chandler - Well,that's the thanks I get....
Monica - I'm sorry.Why don't you come over to the apartment on
Thursday.We'll watch a movie or something.
(Ross and Rachel exchange funny glances)
Ross - (Changing subject)Rach,I'll pick you up at about seven tomorrow
evening.I've got something planned.
Rachel - What should I wear?
Ross - (to Rachel) Anything you like.You look great in everything.(to
group)I can't thank you guys enough for watching that dumb prom video.
[The Girl's Apartment]
(Monica and Chandler)
Chandler - Let me guess,there's more popcorn in your panties and I'll have
to get naked and lie on it and....
Monica - What are you on about?Can you go to the store and pick up some
more for me?
Chandler - O.K.
Ross - Now for the perfect night...
Rachel - I wonder how Phoebe's getting on with that guy?
Ross - (Entering his apartment)What guy?
Rachel - (Following him)You know,your friend.
Ross - You mean Joey.(Rachel kisses him and leads him to the bedroom>
Rachel - What was that?
Ross - Oh,nothing.(They rush into his bedroom)
Phoebe - I got a note from Rachel telling me to be here at nine.
Joey - Well I got the same message from Ross.He told me he'd got me a date
with a hot blonde friend of Rachel's.
Phoebe - You don't think that they set us up, do you?
Joey - I dunno.Ross didn't know the girl's name.
Phoebe - And Rachel didn't know the guy's name.
Joey - Oh.
Phoebe - What's up?
Joey - To tell you the truth,Phoebe,I'm worried about my kisses.They must
be the reason that Cindy broke up with me.
Phoebe - Oh,no!You've always been great when I've kissed you.Unless you've
changed.
Joey - Could you see if that's it for me?
Phoebe - Sure.(They kiss quite passionately)
Phoebe - No,you're still brilliant.
Joey - So are you.Could we try it again?(They kiss again)
[Girl's Apartment]
Monica - Hi,you guys,you look tired.
Rachel - You too.What's with the clothes?(pause)They're not Chandler's are
they?(Exchanges worried glances with Ross)
Monica - No!He left at eight and didn't come back.The clothes belong to
Richard.He surprised me by coming back from the meeting.
Rachel+Ross - Oh!!!
Ross - Well done,buddy!
Rachel - Go,Bing boy!
Monica - Where's my popcorn?(Everybody looks at her)
Ending Music
Teaser
Rachel - We were wondering if you'd seen Phoebe.We wanted to ask her about
her date last night.(Voice - Joey?)
Monica - Who's that?
Joey - No-one.
Ross - Come on,let us see!(Chandler pushes door open)
Everybody - Gasp!
(Everybody sees Phoebe.Then they realize that Joey and Phoebe slept
together last night.)