I don't know what to do anymore. It aint been good lately. Oh I should tell you before I go any further that my name is Valerie. I work...make that worked at a thrift store until about two days ago. I know, how do you get fired from a thrift store? It surprisingly easy if you decide you rather follow your boyfriend on two tour dates rather than work. I know most anyone would rather choose to watch the Monkees than sell old ratty curtains for fifty cents a pop.
Course the same day I lost my apartment. Some screwy business about not paying my rent. The landlord never fixed my leaky ceiling so I thought it was an even bit of revenge. The landlord thought otherwise.
Chris will never let me live it down. Now shes got a live in babysitter, me. She pays a little bit for food and stuff but its not enough for bills I still need to pay. I've got a little saved away for a rainy day.
Things arent going well romantic-wise for me. I've been seeing this great guy Mike on and off for two years. Right now we are in the middle of an on period and hes on tour. We're not broken up and we're not getting married. I don't want to get married yet. It seems too big too soon, if you know what I mean. I almost got married once, and he left. I got to slug the guy a while back, cause he was the manager of the band that toured with the Monkees so I got my own small bit of revenge.
I need a break. A nice long break. But I don't think I'm gonna get it. Chris and Andy, thats Chris's husband...if I was gonna marry someone by the way, it would be like Andy. Those two are like butter and uh better butter. I know that doesnt make sense but it does to me. Weird makes sense to me right now.
Chris and Andy want to talk to me right now about something. Some big announcement so I better go see what its about. Could be anything...I hope shes not pregnant again, those two are like rabbits you know.
