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The Wedding
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A monologue by Tina Nellis
TJNellis@softhome.net
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Have a guess as to what this is about. :) This is from Ross's point of view. I thought it might be fun to try a different style of writing. :) It's pretty short. Sorry. :)
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Emily, wait, where are you going?

Yes, I realise you can't marry me now, but can't we at least talk about this?

OW!

I guess not.

Alright, everyone, I don't think you're going to be seeing a wedding today... especially seeing as the bride has suddenly turned into Psycho and run out of the church.

Yes, it *would* have helped if I didn't say the name 'Rachel' instead of the name 'Emily' at the altar, Joey.

Chandler, don't even *think* about saying it!

Whatever it is, just don't!

Yes, Joey, you can go with Felicity, after all, there *is* no wedding!

Monica, I'm not Dad! Do what you want!

Chandler, I don't care!

Rachel, why are you crying? I didn't mean to make you cry.

Come here.

Okay, no need to hug me so hard.

Rach, I mean it, I'm having trouble breathing.

That's better. I think we need to talk.

Yes, about me getting tongue-tied.

You do? Well, why didn't you tell me earlier?

How can you not know something like that?

Freudian slip. I have a PhD, you'd think I'd know that... I just *did* that.

Well, maybe we can. But not right this minute. I've just been dumped at the altar, I need some time.

You don't need to blame youself, it was my fault. I should never have done that to you.

You did?... You are?... We were?!... Are you actually saying this?

No, I didn't mean any offence! I just... can't believe you're saying it now, of all times.

Somewhere down the line, we will be. But not now. I just need time.

Yes, I know I look pretty damn good in this tux. It's a gift.

We'll just be friends for now, and see how it goes, okay?

Yes, thank you Chandler for interrupting us. What do you need to tell me?

You did WHAT with Monica?!

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