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The Wedding
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A monologue by Tina Nellis
TJNellis@softhome.net
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Have a guess as to what this is about. :) This is from Ross's point of
view. I thought it might be fun to try a different style of writing.
:) It's pretty short. Sorry. :)
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Emily, wait, where are you going?
Yes, I realise you can't marry me now, but can't we at least talk about
this?
OW!
I guess not.
Alright, everyone, I don't think you're going to be seeing a wedding
today... especially seeing as the bride has suddenly turned into Psycho
and run out of the church.
Yes, it *would* have helped if I didn't say the name 'Rachel' instead of
the name 'Emily' at the altar, Joey.
Chandler, don't even *think* about saying it!
Whatever it is, just don't!
Yes, Joey, you can go with Felicity, after all, there *is* no wedding!
Monica, I'm not Dad! Do what you want!
Chandler, I don't care!
Rachel, why are you crying? I didn't mean to make you cry.
Come here.
Okay, no need to hug me so hard.
Rach, I mean it, I'm having trouble breathing.
That's better. I think we need to talk.
Yes, about me getting tongue-tied.
You do? Well, why didn't you tell me earlier?
How can you not know something like that?
Freudian slip. I have a PhD, you'd think I'd know that... I just *did*
that.
Well, maybe we can. But not right this minute. I've just been dumped
at the altar, I need some time.
You don't need to blame youself, it was my fault. I should never have
done that to you.
You did?... You are?... We were?!... Are you actually saying this?
No, I didn't mean any offence! I just... can't believe you're saying it
now, of all times.
Somewhere down the line, we will be. But not now. I just need time.
Yes, I know I look pretty damn good in this tux. It's a gift.
We'll just be friends for now, and see how it goes, okay?
Yes, thank you Chandler for interrupting us. What do you need to tell
me?