Subject:We'll PAY you.... (3684)
Date: Sat, 31 Jul 1999 01:21:03 -0400 (EDT)
From:"dghdohg408@y..." dghdohg408@y...

Is Your Weight Keeping You From Living the Life You Want to Live?

Tom: Mike? This question is for you pal!
Mike: Maybe...hey!

Having the Energy to
Enjoy Your Family

Crow: What family?

Having Self-Esteem & Pride in Your Body Feeling and Being Attractive to Others

Tom: I AM a hot little bot arent I?

If it is, We've Got Good News for You...

Crow: In other words, get your wallet out!

We Pay You to Lose Weight (Really...We Do!)

Mike: Sincerely, truthfully!

* Picture yourself losing 15, 30, 75 pounds or more

Tom: And you find yourself in a big automobile...

* Imagine yourself free from cravings and endless dieting

Crow:(sings) Imagine all the people

* Stop counting calories forever

Mike: Start counting the money flying out of your wallet!

* All Natural

Tom: Just like god intended!

* No Drugs

Mike: No sex, no rock and roll

* No Exercise Required

Tom: Is making the actual call considered excercise?

* Doctor Approved

Crow: Well the ones that they could bribe anyway

*  No More Starvation - Eat Regular Meals, and Still Lose Weight

Tom: Be in Happy meal heaven!

*  Have a Personal Guide to Help You Succeed

Crow: Like Yoda?
Tom: Luke, you must complete your training, you fat monkey!

*  Don't Just Lose Weight - Get Healthy and Have All the Energy You Want

Tom: Here it comes!
Crow: Wait for it...

Call 1-800-461-2377

Crow: Jenny changed her number?

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Mike: That is until sometime next week when we buy your address off of another email swindle service!

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Crow: (scoffs)

Save the Planet, Save the Trees!

All: SAVE MST3k!
Crow: Sci fi sucks!
Tom: Little passionate there.
Crow: Its true, we're out of a job, what are we gonna do,
be Chandlers roomate on Friends? What? Answer that! Sci fi
pisses me off!
Mike:I wonder if they sell prozac for robots.

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keystroke!  Less refuse in our Dumps! This is the new way of a
new millenium!

Tom: this is the way to waste ram space, that is!

Please do not respond to this e mail, e mails will not be read!

Mike: They will all be filed in the round file!
Thank You!
Tom: Oh your SO welcome

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58787
Mike: Whats that?
Tom: Our last paycheck?
Crow: The collective iq of everyone on this mailing list?
Mike: 58787 suckers served!
Tom: Good night!