BRUCE WILLIS SOUNDS



The following sounds are all wav files recorded in 8 and 16 bit format. To hear the sound simply click on it. If you want to save the sound after you listen to it you can find it in your cache folder. (NOTE: Sounds that do not have links have been removed to conserve space. If you want one of these sounds simply e-mail me and I will send the sound to you.)

ARMAGEDDON

GRACE: Promise me that you are gonna come back
HARRY: I promise Grace

HARRY: You don't have to worry about me and my team. We'll get the job done.

HARRY: I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years and I have never, never, missed a depth that I have aimed for. By god I will not miss this one. I will make 800 feet.

HARRY: Six billion people on the planet... why did you guys call me?

PULP FICTION

BUTCH: We're American Honey. Our names don't mean sh@t.

BUTCH: Feel that sting big boy? That's pride fu@kin' with ya see. Ya gotta fight through that sh@t.

THE LAST BOY SCOUT

JIMMY: So what else?
JOE: There's not much more to tell than that. Water's wet, sky's blue. An' ol' Satan Clause Jimmy, he's out there. An he's just gettin' stronger.
JIMMY: So what are we gonna do 'bout that?
JOE: Be prepared son, that's my motto. Be prepared

JIMMY: Hi. You're nobody.
JOE: Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

CORY: Go stick your head in that speaker an' you'll be screamin play that funky music white boy.
JOE: The screamin' part I believe

JOE: Anything else Lt.?
POLICE LT: Yeah. There's a new invention out. It's called a razor.
JOE: Too risky. Might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrists.

JOE: Now this bein' the 90's you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. You gotta say somethin' cool first. Know what I mean?
JIMMY: Yeah... like "I'll be back."
JOE: Yeah, only better than that. Like if you hit 'em in the head with a surfboard you would say..."
JIMMY: Surfs up pal!
JOE: Yeah. Somethin' like that.

DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

MCLANE: Does this thing have airbags?!
ZEUS: Your side does I don't know about mi... MCLANE!!!!!
(Crash sound effect)

SIMON: Congratulations... you're still alive

ZEUS: Zeus! My name is Zeus.
MCLANE: Zeus?
ZEUS: Yeah Zeus! As in "father of Apollo," Mount Olympus. Don't f@ck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass Zeus!

DIE HARD 2

MCLANE: Hey Carmine, let me ask ya something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the sh@t in your brains?

MCLANE: Oh man I can't f@ckin' believe this. Another basement... another elevator... How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice!?

DIE HARD

GRUBER: Now I have a machine gun. Ho...Ho...Ho...

MCLANE: Welcome to the party pal!

MCLANE: Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs.

OPERATOR: Attention whoever you are, this line is reserved for emergency calls only.
MCLANE: No fuc@kin sh@t lady do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?

MCLANE: Mayday mayday! Anyone copy channel 9?

BAD GUY: You are done. No more table. Where are you going pal!? Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate. (sounds of gunfire)
MCLANE: Thanks for the advice.

MCLANE: Yippikiyay, motherfu#@er

LAST MAN STANDING

BARTENDER: Sittin' out here in the open just might not be a real good idea for a fella who's got as many enemies as you got. SMITH: Why doesn't everybody like me. I'm such a nice guy.

SMITH: What the hell... everybody ends up dead. It's just a matter of when (gunshot sounds).

BARTENDER: Last time I saw ya you were gonna have a talk with some fellas. Next thing I here one of 'ems dead.
SMITH: Conversation sorta went down hill.

12 MONKEYS

COLE: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
DOCTOR: We don't use that term "crazy," Mr. Cole
COLE: You've got some real nuts here.

THE FIFTH ELEMENT

DALLAS: You're right, You're right. I shouldn't a done that. I shouldn't a done that. I... it was wrong.

FINGER: Oh yeah, I forgot. You still prefer your cat to the real thing
DALLAS: Well, at least the cat comes back

POLICE: Sir, are you classified as human?
DALLAS: Uh... negative. I am a meat popsicle.

GENERAL: Major Dallas, you have been selected for a mission of the upmost importance.
DALLAS: What mission?
GENERAL: To save the world.

(This isn't a Bruce sound but I liked it so much I thought I should post it)
ZORG: Your time for revenge... is at hand


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