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ALBATROSS!

My Monty Python Page!

I called this my 'Monty Python Page' but I should also add that it is 'My Life Of Brian' page as that is my favourite out of the Python movies. It is a hillarious film with an ingenious story.
This page contains:

Sounds

Scripts

Links

SOUNDS
From Monty Python
Albatross.wav Albatross!
Argument.wav 'Is this the room for an argument?'
Bleed.wav 'What are you going to do bleed on me?'
Eccentric.wav 'What an eccentric performance'
Invincable.wav" 'I'm invincable!'
Mother.wav 'Your mother was a hamster....'
Nipples.wav ' My nipples..'
Outrageous.wav 'Im french, why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king!'
Repressed.wav 'Help help I'm being repressed!'
Resting.wav'No, he's not dead he's resting'
Ternip.wav '...... It will never stand up in court'
Dead.wav'Bring out your dead!'

Life Of Brian Sounds
Dreaming.wav'I sometimes lay awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face'
Favratism.wav'Bloody Favoritism!'
Sun.wav'They must think the sun shines out of your arse,sunny'
Want.wav'I want to be a woman'
Thwrow.wav'Thwrow him to the floor'
Rowman.wav 'Im not jewish Im a roman. A rwoman?. No no a Roman ( he gets hit on the head)'
Bickus.wav'Wait til Bigus Dickus hears of this.'
Giggle.wav'Anybody else feel like a little giggle.'
Rwun.wav'Well Bwian you've certainly given us a good rwun for our money' 'What?'
Mary.wav"'Well If its not a personal question, Are you a virgin?" "If its not a personal question! How much more personal can you get! Now piss off" "She is" '
Crucifixion.wav 'Crucifixion lasts hours it's a slow horrible death.' 'well at least it gets you out in the open air'
Pleasing.wav'"Theres no pleasing some people" "Thats just what Jesus said sir" '
Dogooder.wav 'Bloody dogooder!'
How.wav'How shall we fuck off O Lord?'
Lineleft.wav'Crucifixon? good. Out of the door, line on the left one cross each.'
Goahead.wav'Go ahead get crucified see if I care'

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