Have you ever seen a fishy
On a hot summer's day
Have you ever seen a fishy
Out swimming in the bay
With his hands in his pockets
And his pockets in his pants
Have you ever seen a fishy
Do the hoochy coochy dance
You never did
You never will.

Have you ever seen a fishy
On a cold winter's day
Have you ever seen a fishy
Out frozen in the bay
With his hands in his pockets
And his pockets in his pants
Have you ever seen a fishy
Do the hoochy coochy dance
You never did
You never will.

Have you ever seen a fishy
On a house on a hill
Have you ever seen a fishy
On a ten dollar bill
With his hands in his pockets
And his pockets in his pants
Have you ever seen a fishy
Do the hoochy coochy dance
You never did
You never will.
Have you ever seen a fishy
On the fourth of July
Have you ever seen a fishy
Out flying in the sky
With his hands in his pockets
And his pockets in his pants
Have you ever seen a fish
Do the hoochy coochy dance
You never did
You never will