The littlest germ
You ever saw
Multiplied inside
My fractured jaw

He said to me
Don't put on cream
For that would be
My greatest dream

I washed him out
And now he's gone
I'll start to heal
It won't take long

I covered up
With a band aid
And then I drank
Some lemonade

He was my pal
He was my friend
But now he's gone
I'm on the mend!