Hump dee dump
Hump hump dee dud-dy dud-dy
Hump dee dump
Hump hump dee dud-dy dud-dy

(insert nursry rhyme to rhythm, e.g.:)V Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow V And every where that Mary went...
(inturption, complete with hip thrust)
UH! A'int that funky now?
Hump de dump...