I'm a little hunk of tin
No one knows where I have been
Got four wheels and a running board
I'm a little ford a ford

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Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
Honk honk rattle rattle rattle crash beep beep
Honk honk honk honk honk honk beep beep

I'm a little T and T
I'm as pretty as I can be
I can sing and I can dance
I've got ruffles on my pants

I'm a little acorn nut
Lying on the cold cold ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see

Grandpa's beard is long and gray
It gets longer every day
Grandma eats it in her sleep
Just like eating shredded wheat

Pepsi cola came to town
Coca cola shot em down
Doctor pepper fixed em up
Now we're drinking 7 up