I'm a Juvenile Delinquent
I roam the streets from 2 to 4 AM
I sing with all the sailors
I drink with all th bums
I wait up on my corner
Until my pickup comes
I'm a juvenille delinquent
I don't wanna go home
My daddy hates me
I don't wanna go hme
My mommy beats me
I don't want ot go home
And then there's grandma
Swinging on the outhouse door
with out her nighty
Swinging on the outhouse door
without her nighty
And then there's Grandpa
Swinging on the outhouse door
In Grandma's nighty
Swinging on the outhouse door
In Grandma's nighty
Swinging on the outhouse door
This is the last one
Swinging on the outhouse door
Ha Ha I fooled you
Swinging on the outhouse door
D-d door