L-O double L-I-P-O-P spells
Lollipop, lollipop
It's the only decent kind of candy, candy
The guy who made it must have been a dandy, dandy
L-O double L-I-P-O-P you see
It's a lick on a stick
Guaranteed to make you sick
It's lollipop for me

C-A-S-T-O-R-O-I-L
spells castor oil, castor oil
It's the only decent kind of
Medicine, medicine
The guy who made it must have been
An edicine, edicine
C-A-S-T-O-R-O-I-L you see
It's a lick on a spoon
Guaranteed to kill you soon
It's castor oil for me

D-A-V-E-N-P-O-R-T
Spells davenport, davenport
It's the only decent kind of
love seat, love seat
The guy who made it must have had a
Heart beat , heart beat
D-A-V-E-N-P-O-R-T you see
It's a hug and a squeeze and an
"Oh Johny Please!"
It's davenport for me

B-U-B-B-L-E-G-U-M
Spells bubble gum, bubble gum
It's the only decent kind of
Chewing gum, chewing gum
The guy who made it must have had
A lot of fun, lot of fun
B-U-B-B-L-E-G-U-M you see
It's a blow and a chew and a comic too
It's bubble gum for me