I woke up Monday morning
I looked upon the wall
The skeeters and the bedbugs
Were playing a game of ball
The score was six to nothing
The skeeters were ahead
The bedbugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed

Chorus:
I'm singing eeny meany and a miney moe, catch a wiffer waffer by the toe
And if he hollars, hollars, hollars
Let him go
I'm singing eeny meany and a miney moe

I went down town for breakfast
I ordered ham and eggs
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs

I was walking down the street
Not doing any harm
When I turned the corner
A policeman grabbed me by the arm

I fell into the sewer and that is where I died
They didn't' call it murder
They called it sewer side