I had a chicken
That wouldn't lay any eggs
I had a chicken
That wouldn't lay any eggs

Chorus:
Until that rooster came in my yard
And caught that chicken right off her guard
We're getting eggs now just like we used to
Ever since that rooster came in my yard

Other verses and their chorus:

Bubblegum machine that wouldn't give any gum -- we're getting chick-lets

Toaster that wouldn't give any toast -- we're getting Eggos

Cow that wouldn't give any milk -- we're getting egg nog

Teacher that wouldn't give any tests -- we're getting egg-sams

Toy shop that wouldn't sell toys -- we're getting Lego

Nylon dispenser that wouldn't give nylons -- we're getting L'Eggs now

Hospital that wouldn't heal people -- we're getting eggs-rays

Health spa that wouldn't keep me fit -- we're getting eggs-ercise

Farmer that wouldn't grow beans -- we're getting chick peas

Gardener that wouldn't grow veggies -- we're getting egg plants

Company that wouldn't trade goods -- we're getting eggs-ports

Song that went on way too long -- we're getting egg-sasparated