Chorus:
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong dong dong dong
A ding dong

Oh (insert girls name)
Ain't got no socks
I saw her when she took em off
She threw them in the air
Dead birdies everywhere.

She threw them at the tree
And the dogs refused to pee

She threw them in the sky
Superman refused to fly

She threw them in the fire
And the flames grew higher and higher

She threw them in the tent
And the tent needed a vent

She threw them at the sign
And the policeman gave her a fine

She threw them in the mall
Everyone cleared the halls

She threw them in the school
And the principal lost his cool

She threw them on the floor
Everyone ran out the door

(make up more!!!)