Tarzan
Swingin on a rubber band
Fell into a frying pan
Now Tarzan has a tan

Jane
Flying in an airoplane
Fell into a freeway lane
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan

Cheetah
Rockin to the beatah
Swallowed and ameoba
Now Cheetah is velveetah
Now Jane has a pain
Now Tarzan has a tan
Now our story has an end