ROSS
KLATE
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from Ross Klate
Available for solo piano work.
I call it Cocktail Piano. You can call it Elevator Music, if
you must. I play standards from Tin-Pan Alley, Light pop from 60’s and 70’s
(simplified), Latin (simplified), and Classical (drastically simplified). Might
even do some of my very own original compositions, provided the crowd is real small.
Hey, you name it; and if I don’t know it, I’ll fake it.
$29.95 / hour, plus 99¢ / mile travel from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
E-mail me at klate@spartan.com
or sunlegacy@aol.com 
Phone me at: 864-587-0525, 8:00-17:00 EST or at: 864-574-3417, 5:30-7:00,
18:00-23:00 EST (Se habla español [un poquito])
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Also available--sometimes--as a member of the Kings III, a piano-bass-drums-vocal
trio. And in case you’re counting, the drummer sings. Be sure to ask for me
by name, or you might get their regular piano player. He can play piano better than
I can, but I can play basketball better than he can.
$129.95 / hour (for the whole band, not just me.)
Phone: Sam Aiken
864-246-2374
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Also available as a Programming Consultant. I do COBOL (mainframe or P.C.),
Access, Excel, Sybase SQL, BASIC (simplified), and FORTRAN (drastically simplified).
Hey, you name it; and if I don’t know it, I’ll fake it. Just a reminder:
less than 1048 days until January 1, 2000.
$49.95 / hour
Contact: same as above.
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Also available as a Paid Assassin. I specialize in Bulk E-mail Spammers.
Rates provided upon request.
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