Bonehead Antics

   1.  Gave Bart $5 to kiss him {sj}
   2.  leaving the keys in the front door. {rjc}
   3.  Shoving a handful of bees and honey into his mouth
   4.  takes Lisa to Moe's' Tavern
   5.  takes a pony home in his car {ddg}
   6.  smoking a cigar while welding next to a leaky can of gasoline
   7.  trying to unjam the toaster with a knife {rjc}
   8.  his near-aneurysm {rjc}
   9.  makes home-made football {sg}
   10. home-made baseball bat.  (Which works! despite the nails.) {rjc}
   11. sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under
          the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm {rjc}
   12. asks Bart to stick his hand under lawn mower, then starts it {rd}
   13. his morning while his family's at Church
   14. recovering expired medicine from the Winfield's trash. {rjc}
   15. buys the snow plow by being cajoled into it {jac}
   16. locking his keys in the Monorail {sj}
   17. rummages through the Flanders' trash.  Finds a toothbrush and
          actually using it
   18. trying to remove a Sugar Daddy stuck to the back of his shirt {tf}
   19. getting a plunger stuck to his head
   20. gets coat hangers stuck in his shirt and pants {jac}
   21. paints frowny face on butt, mocks Mr. Burns {jac}
   22. causes meltdown of nuclear inspectors' test vehicle {jac}
   23. steals cinder blocks from construction site to build bookshelves,
          deprives children of a hospital {jac}
   24. burns high school diploma (and house) when admitted to college {rd}
   25. steals Sir Oinksalot, makes him drink malt liquor {jac}
   26. runs out of college entrance interview to chase squirrel {rd}
   27. has both arms stuck in vending machines, only because he won't let
	  go of the soft drink & candy {rd}
   28. smashes weather station in flashback {jac}
   29. kisses landfill heap repeatedly {jac}
   30. sells soul for donut {jac}
   31. drinks blood just because it's free {jac}
   32. doesn't believe Lisa when she says Bart's a vampire {jac}
   33. slips on peanut, loses $20 bill {jac}
   34. makes fun of Bart's Junior Camper enrollment {jac}
   35. runs into Bart's pie trap -- twice {jac}
   36. loses Ned's map {jac}
   37. takes paddles from Ned et al., makes raft drift out to sea {jac}
   38. throws Todd's walkman into the water {jac}
   39. wastes fresh water on dirty socks {jac}
   40. blows rescue plane away with flare gun {jac}
   41. slaps Flanders many more times than necessary {jac}
   42. steals Borgnine's knife, burns hole in raft with it {jac}
   43. steals pens from work, but they leak on the back seat {jac}
   44. Fixes Marge's clock with drill {rd}
   45. trying to teach Maggie how to gamble
   46. rolls on the floor, trying to read what Bart wrote on the back of
          his head {rd}
   47. wearing glasses with eyeballs painted on them so he can sleep
          without being noticed {ddg}
   48. sews tweed patches on leather jacket, wrecks both jackets. {jac}
   49. Steals Gummi Venus De Milo {rd}
+  50. uses secret parchment to wipe his mouth and hands
+  51. tries to attract more people to Barney's Bowl-A-Rama by shooting
          off shotgun
   52. threatens the Australian Parliament with ``The Boot''.