The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme
The Red Dwarf Theme
The X-Men Theme (from the cartoon)
Beatlejuice Movie Theme
M*A*S*H Theme
Go, Packers!! Packers, woo!!
Advice on life from Mitchell (you tell him, Joel!)
Just how long is too long?
All great movies have the "wakachi-wacka" sound!
Calm down, Crow!!
Sometimes, I really miss Frank...
It's a disco inferno!
Gee, Dr. F really does care!
I swear, sometimes Crow makes no sense!
A typical exchange between Pearl and Brain Guy
Here's something you don't see everyday!
A word of advice to Fox Mulder from Tom Servo
I'm still waiting for an answer, Frank!
Maybe Tommy should take a chill pill
Dear God, Crow's possessed!!
Can anyone tell me what the hell a "sampo" is?
Do I detect a note of sarcasm here?
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Battle plans are made...
Pick a movie and stick with it, people!
What are the chances?
Wanna go to a slumber party?
Mike, what the hell are you looking at?
Ah, here's a familiar sound we all know and love!
Bad movie?
Actually, yes, that is very annoying
"You were only a boy at the time."
Ladies and gentlemen, Crow's catch phrase!
Could someone please explain that in English for me?
Hand me those calculations!
Hey, there's an angel on the roof!
Get the jaws of life!
Someone is very deluded right now...
Please remain seated
Tommy dissin' Crow
Where are you going, Tommy?
You must remember this...
Crow was very helpful today
Ladies and gentlemen, Crow's other catch phrase!
Looks like a pump...
This really is fitting for Puma Man!
Did you just say "jerking around"?!
Servo explains things to Mike
Crow sings The Puma Man Theme Song
A character riffs her own movie (unwittingly, of course)
Crow sings a classic rock song
The Sodium Song
"Believe it or not..."
Requesting access now
Crow, what do you think of the movie so far?
Hey, it's my new motto!
Oh, no! Joel's gone! What do we do now?
Is that a trumpet?
Whoa, Mr. B's gettin' bitchy!
Fun, fun, fun!
Being perky is a good thing, right?
I think I'm just gonna get my watch fixed now...
If you're playin' with fire, you're gonna get burned
News flash!!
Hey, Joel, what do you think of the movie?
Oh, come on, boys, it's not that bad!
How many parts are there again?
Sing it, Mikey!
Jupiter, atmosphere, blah blah blah...
The Bat Scout Troop from Deathstalker
What would Joe's kids say?
Mike's never gonna live this one down, is he, Gyps?
Operators can just bite me...
Too many vowel sounds!!
I think something's following us
A touching father/daughter moment--from MANOS
Lesson #1: NEVER let Mike drive again...ever!
Yeah, I think I'm gonna hear my landlady complaining about this stuff a lot!
What were they singing, anyway?
Here's my new motto!
How many more of these scenes are we gonna have to watch?
Crow/Trace blows the line
Lots of flesh, a bit of peeping...oh, my God...
And here's one of the most frightening themes from any misted movie ever
Crow and Tom playing Fighter Pilots (aren't they adorable?!)
Terror From the Year 5000!
I said, Terror From the Year 5000!
Um, Terror From the Year 5000?
There seems to be a problem with the Terror From the Year 5000...
Crow, how you holding up over there?
This is all it takes to make your movie the best ever??
I'm kinda surprised Crow never made this request before now...
Mike, Servo, and Crow are seriously disturbed by a scene from The Giant Spider Invasion
Mike has a very low opinion of the movie
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
o/` Take me out to the ballgame... o/`
A little MIDI-file of the MST3K opening theme :-)
Tommy's not too pleased with Mr. Nelson right now...
Some advice for Mitchell from Tom Servo
Glub glub glub...
Pearl sends the worst movie she can think of
This is not how I remember Santa!
o/` She's a superfreak... o/`
"Do you know what playing is?"
"What do you know, Trumpy?"
Ah, Jack Frost...
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