Other Cool People That Exist

These Are the Rest of the Lion's Share of People That Should NOT be Obliterated

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Other People that Rule

Emily Something-or-other: This nice young lady is 17 and lives in CA where it is alot warmer than here in Mass., but CA has earthquakes and Mass. doesn't so I win. She has been informed about my friends and is ready to shoot on sight and well she sould be. She seems to like chat rooms and can be found in the MSN Chat Rooms regularly. She goes by the name "breeze" unless some unworthy fool has already taken that name. She enjoys the beach and can do many cool things that you can't so she rules and you don't. Sorry, but it's true!

Update: 4/9/97 : Hey, Emily and Tiffany (look further down the page) e-mailed me from their school again (do their teachers know they are doing this?) and it turns out that this young lady is no longer on MSN so don't go there asking for her because others will make fun of you and make faces. She read the poem that I wrote for the Charlene page and liked it. That's nice. I like being told that the work I do I enjoyed by others! Hey ... I had something to say but it escapes me at the moment. Oh yeah, Christina Ricci is on the cover of the June 1997 issue of "Spy Magazine." I don't know why I just typed that. Oh well it's late and I haven't slept in like a week or something. Oh here is some good news Anthony is no longer in my carpool. Sad really. Well let me just say I still don't know Emily's last name but she is still cool, okay?

MoonChild:This is another person that hangs around in the chat rooms at MSN. I've only spoken to her once and since my mind is falling apart, I don't remember much about her. She also lived in CA, but that's about all I can think of. Just know that she was a really cool person and could take you anytime.

someone else: I know someone else that is really cool but I don't want to tell you about them so I won't.

"flirt" aka "pooh" aka "poohbear": Want proof I spen way too much time in chat rooms? Here you go. This is yet another person that I ran into in an MSN chat room. She is a really nice person and should not use the name "flirt" because it denotes something dirty, kinda. She e-mailed me so she gets put here among the "cool" people where she belongs.

On Friday, March 21, 1997 I got an e-mail from a friend of the very Emily mentioned above. The person who wrote this mysterious e-mail was non other than a girl named Tiffany. But I highly doubt she is the same Tiffany that sang "I Think We're Alone Now." She says she wrote this e-mail from school. It's nice to know that such education is happening at that school that these very pages have been added to the suggested reading material. (I know full well that sentance was a string of words that mean nothing. So shut up.) She wants all the world to know her love of movies and dancing. I guess that makes her the worlds most traditional date, dinner, dancing, and a movie. Impressive. She is a very nice person according to the e-mail (yeah, right! she's probably sitting in a dark hallway somewhere plotting the destruction of earth and all that live on it. Or maybe not.) She also said she likes the Lion King picture. Well, Tiffany, because you and your friend Emily have such pretty names here is that picture again!

Update: 4/9/97 : This young lady lives in a fairy land where little elves eat small children and grant wishes to good little teenage girls that e-mail me. Okay that's a lie. She wants me to e-mail her and also through her Emily Something-or-other mentioned earlier, so I will. So there! Did you know she lives in CA too? Well now you do. I'm smoking a cigarette right now and I think I just set myself on fire but I don't care because I like Tiffany. I like all things named Tiffany. So there. I'm so tired.

Does your name or page belong here? WELL DOES IT?! Then e-mail fa_fa@msn.com with your name, e-mail, turn-ons, turn-offs, and your URL. If you are considered worthy by the little purple people that run the government of Peru then you will be added to this list.

Yeah, these people are nice but go back to my Homepage, okay?
Geocities is full of people that don't suck.

Email: fa_fa@msn.com
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