One of the aunts: Could this plot get any hokier?
Salem (Nick Bakay): You think it couldn't get any worse, and then...
Then there was this scene with a mad scientist using nutcracker to get rid of the zombie's lobster shell, to reveal a teenager -- earlier, it was revealed that the teen went to the scientist's lab so he could look better (don't ask why) so he could go on a date with this girl.
(There was also this scene where the theatre usher said something about cutting just as they're getting to the good part... the show then abruptly goes to commercial break. Couldn't tell exactly what the usher said since I was talking to my mom at the time.)