What's a blonde say after having sex?
Are you guys all on the same team.
Submitted by: Scotty Carter
Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on her BVD's it spells boulevard!
Submitted by: Steve Vanden-Eykel
What's a blonds favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme
Submitted by: Unknown
Yo mama is so skinny, when she turns around she disappears.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so tall, when she does a backflip she hits GOD in the mouth.
Submitted by: cool
Yo mama so fat, she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out.
Submitted by: Josh
You might be a rednick if...
You see a sign that says, no cracks allowed, and you pull up your pants.
Submitted by: Troy Esquivel
You might be a redneck if you're the most valued customer at an ABC store.
Submitted by: Dylan R
Your mama is so fat, she got hit by a parked car.
Submitted by: Nick Reiter
Yo mama is so fat, the equater is her belt size.
What's green and wiggles around? Kermet the frog in a blender.
Why do blondes drive BMW's? Because that's the only thing they can spell.
Submitted by: Veronica
A blonde was in the very back of the pick up truck and they fell off a cliff into water. How did the blonde die?
She couldn't get the tailgate open in time!
Submitted by: Ashley
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door!!!!!
Submitted by: Unknown
Yo mama so nasty, when she farts it is declared a toxic hazarrd
Submitted by: Jason
Q. How does a blonde part her hair?
A. She does the splits.
Submitted by: Mike M.
Why do blondes wear TGIF on their shirts?
So they know that Tits Go In Front.
Submitted by: Unknown
How do you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
If her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Submitted by: Nichole Allan
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
The rooster says cocka doodle doo, and the blonde says any cock will do.
Submitted by: Unknown
How does a blonde interperet 6.9?
Sixty-nine with a period in the middle.
Submitted by: Unknown
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
Submitted by: Unknown
What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
Her feet.
What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
The harder you slam them the looser they get.
Submitted by: TERESA NICHOLS
