Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain-linked fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Submitted by: Anon
Why was the blonde standing on the roof?
he heard drinks were on the house.
Submitted by: Unknown
How do you keep a blonde secretary occupied?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.
Submitted by: Ashley Bovenzi
You might be a redneck, if when you mow the lawn you find a car.
Submitted by: Unknown
Why doesnt a blonde use a vibrator?
She might chip a tooth
Submitted by: chris
Why do blondes like convertibles?
More leg room.
Submitted by: Dallas
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized
Submitted by: Jessica Kennedy
What's the difference between a mesquito and a blonde
Slap the mesquiteo it stops sucking
Submitted by: Unknown
Your mama reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets
fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she always comes back for more.
Submitted by: Vampire_Wulf
Why did the blonde only smell good on her right side?
She couldn't find Left Guard
Submitted by: Diana
You might you might be a redneck if you sell the house to pay the morgage.
Submitted by: David Wilder
You might be a redneck if you and your dog go for a walk and you both piss on the fire hydrant!
Submitted by: matt c
Why can't blondes work on farms?
They can't keep their calves together.
Submitted by: Marcus
You might be a redneck if you have a full set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on them.
Submitted by: Emily
How did the blonde brake her leg raking?
She fell out of the tree.
Submitted by: Melissa
Yo momma so fat she went to the beach, Greenpeace came.
Submitted by: Adam Shirvington
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full
Submitted by: Cory Pike
What's the difference between a blonde and a porch?
You don't lend a porch out to your friends.
Submitted by: christofer
How is a blonde like the Bremuda triangle?
They both swallow a lot of semen.
Submitted by: adam peyton
